Listen teacher i am so sorry my teacher got kidnapped in a white van she was being silly and thought that they were actually selling sweets but they got kidnapped on the way home so we did not get homework on Friday so we don’t have a teacher we have a substitute to teach us in the meantime but the police are looking for her so we don’t have anything to do on the weekend (not that I want to do it) so please don’t get mad at us for not handing the homework in today.
Sorry From Frankie Fraser
Dear Mrs Egan,
I am writing to explain why I haven’t handed in my homework for the last year. Firstly,animals have done horrible things to my homework as once a group of fire ants ran away with it and they had burnt it with their flames! Secondly I left it on the side this Christmas and it fell into Santa’s sack and he flew away with it! Lastly, my mum has said it is a waste of my weekend so many times she has begun throwing it away! Thank you for reading my letter.
From your favourite student Savannah.
Dear Mrs Egan,
I am writing to explain why my homework hasn’t been handed in this couple of weeks. On the first week my dog ripped it into pieces. The second week it fell down the side of my couch and I could not get it. The third week my little sister flushed it down the toilet. This week my house got invaded by aliens and whilst I was doing my homework the alien snatched it out of my hands then flew away in their spaceship! How crazy is that!
Love from your favourite student in the whole year Isla.
We drove to school on a golf cart! We hit a sharp corner, and my homework flew out of my hands! I was doing my homework then my Rex drooled over it, making the writing unreadable! NASA invited me to one of their space shuttles, and my work drifted into space. I was looking at a book, and my homework was sucked inside! I even saw it in the book! I was upstairs, writing my answers in the boxes, when a Pterodactyl plucked it from my hands! My dog plucked the homework from me and dragged it to France!
“Why didn’t you hand your homework in?”
“Miss it’s a long story that I bet you won’t believe.”
“So it all started this morning. I just got up and was making breakfast on my table in my kitchen and then, I saw my homework so I got up off the chair and was going to put it in my bag. Then I knocked my bowl over and the milk spilt all over it. But I was in the van with my soggy homework then it flew out the van window!”
“Where’s your evidence to prove it?”
“On the main road!”
Well I couldn’t bring my homework in because I had to go to the doctors and they said I have to stay there for a whole day that is why I forgot to bring my homework in and anyways I did finish it so why can’t I bring it in because then I can get my stamp and I really want the treat when we finish the homework weeks so thank you.
If you will let me, you are the best teacher in the whole entire world. If you won’t let me I will tell the headteacher to fire you!
I was on my way to school.Today’s homework day and I dont have my homework so I have to think of a excuse so I do not get told off.I was maybe thinking that my dad took it to work with him and then dropped it in the road and then ants came along and took it to there home.Then a fox took it to the beach and the homework drifted deeper and deeper into the ocean and then a whale ate it.So maybe that could work and guess what MY TEACHER DID NOT BELIEVE ME!
Dear Mrs Egan,
I am writing to explain why I haven’t handed in my homework for the last year. Firstly,animals have done horrible things to my homework as once a group of fire ants ran away with it and they had burnt it with their flames! Secondly I left it on the side this Christmas and it fell into Santa’s sack and he flew away with it! Lastly, my mum has said it is a waste of my weekend so many times she has begun throwing it away! Thank you for reading my letter.
From your favourite student Savannah.
Firstly you need to make sure your elf has a nice comfy home or bed to live in. Next make sure the elf either has a friend or someone he can play with much like a child. You must give it food and drinks. Every time you give it food or give him or her a surprise it will give you a surprise in exchange. Here’s the thing though whenever you don’t give it food it will punish you and give you a very very very bad surprise.
Good morning and sorry for interrupting your program but, reindeers have been sighted to crash land into the playground of one of Brandon’s schools Forest academy. Investigators have been sent to investigate the sight this event has put children’s christmas cheer through the roof. Now the students are taking care of these extraordinary animals as they have already seen them. This is a remarkable day as people from all over the world are coming to Brandon to see this once in a century event happen in a town that is basically invisible to the world!
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