Instructions on how to look after an elf !
Well first thing that i’m going to tell you is that they can be really bad but sometimes they’re good. So just beware! So the first step is to eat marshmallows and drink hot chocolate. They bath in melted chocolate so keep spare in your fridge. Well don’t be bad, they might tell Santa to give you coal so be very good. If you get one make sure to never let you dogs or cats near it they are very scared of them .
Some people have a pet elf so if you are new to having an elf this is how you do it.
you would wake up to maybe a giant mess, so first you would clean up the mess and then get something sweet to give your elf and also a sweet drink. After that you would need to put them in a room you don’t really use or somewhere that no one will go in so then the elf can eat its food.
Second, after it ate, you would play with your elf until you get tired and the next day you repeat until christmas day.
Breaking News: Reindeer sighted over the school trying to break in so they can hurt the teachers and childrens.But the police are trying to take it away.Suddenly, the reindeer is just too strong and the reindeer is almost breaking in. But a policeman knows reindeer language and start talking to him and he got shocked.The reindeer wants to break in the school because a student made him mad.So the reindeer is trying to hurt him but the policeman start talking the reindeer and says go home and we will arrest him for hurting you.
I think spiders live deep down in plugholes because they enjoy the occasional sprinkle to clean their hair! It would make the most sense, unless they like it because it’s warm down there, but people use cold water more, drinks, or to wash their hands, Or they like the dampness of the pipes, but how would they breathe in an endless stream of water? That is the question, they would die, wouldn’t they? If water fills the pipes they would die! What if they have a special way to breathe?
I still do believe that they enjoy the dampness most.
I think spiders live in plugholes because they think it’s very nice in there and they really shouldn’t be doing that because I love spiders and if they go down the plughole they could die and I would be very sad about that. I wouldn’t really mind if they are there but if they will be in the plughole then they should be really careful down there. If they are really lucky they could get out and go into your house and if you are the one that is scared of a spider they are more terrified than you are.
Breaking news! Reindeer spotted gliding above Brandon town! Look out for this animal and maybe even his friends. There were a few witnesses of this amazing sighting such as Gary the local gardener, Helen the hairdresser and even Madie who works at the market! We know this is not a fake situation as all three residents described the same thing. Apparently, no one spotted the one and only Santa Claws in the scene although there was a crimson red sleigh travelling behind the reindeer. Keep your eyes open as you never know if there’s a reindeer right above your head…
Breaking news!
A reindeer has been sighted over
Afghanistan as he can’t find its way home! But when they went to touch it, the reindeer started to bite them as he didn’t know them! They always lick them after to say sorry but they never take it as an apology. The people in Afghanistan get oddly offended when the reindeer comes up to them because the reindeers take matters into their own hands by sometimes trying to fly away on their own but it never works as he doesn’t have the magic to get back to his habitat and sleep.
To start off, my neighbour owns a successful chip shop. One day, he forgot his keys, so he called me to bring them to the chip shop. I zoomed past cars and lorries, shops and houses. All to bring him the keys! Unfortunately, after a while I got noticed by the police. They asked me if I stole those keys, but of course I didn’t! After a LOT of explaining, I finally got out and made my way to the chip shop.
As I was flying, I wasn’t looking where I was going, so I ended in a whale’s mouth!
As I was playing in the snow I saw a Snowman sitting in a cold icy lake. I could see cracks in the ice. I got worried so I got my ice skates and went to get the Snowman. Once I saved him I asked what his name was. “ I am Frosty the Snowman” I tried to tell Frost that it is much safer Inside. So I gave Frosty some time to think he said no. I had to convince him so I said “Frosty you should come inside you will not be in danger” Frosty came inside he melted.
Dear Mum,
I highly doubt that you will receive this letter, because I have been eaten by a whale. It seems very unreal and very boring here waiting for an opportunity to escape. But it all started when I was on a blow up boat at the sea with Emilie then, somehow a whale was just floating around in Britain on the Norfolk coast. The waves soon became choppy and uneasy and then we fell! We didn’t even realise this happened until now. I am hoping we don’t come out of the waste and we just come out of the blowhole. We hope we survive!
Love from Izzy.
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