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The time I was saved by a whale

Ok this seems weird but I’m in a whale’s stomach.I know what your thinking

“How is she in a whale’s stomach!”

“Did she eat her way into the stomach?”

Well I’m gonna tell you so…

 

I was sailing in a boat to Alaska, and I went off course. There was a storm and I got stuck in it. My boat kept swaying to the left and right. What was I supposed to do!! So I went overboard and fell into the Ocean I thought I was done for until. This big piece of animal flesh ate me up! It was the whale, I was saved. That was the time I was saved by a whale.

 

        P.S Niyah

 

The whale

IN THE WHALE’S STOMACH 

 

Once I was sailing around the sea when this herd  of whales came swimming past me but what I thought was still the sea was actually a whale’s stomach . It was disgusting. I saw rotting wood that must have been from a shipwreck and dead fish. I was sick so many times. I was trying to get out so I had it dear so I was going to try and tickle the whale’s mouth. So i started to tickle the whale then the whale sneezed and I came zooming out. And that the story about the whale. 

BRAKING NEWS A DRAGON HAS COME TO FOREST ACADEMY!

BREAKING NEWS!
Hello my name is Mr Dan the head of Forest Academy and I just wanted to report this because there is a massive ‘DRAGON’ behind the school building. Also we cannot enter the school if you are late and you cannot leave your class without permission because that mighty dragon is really hungry. So please leave this dragon alone until it gets boring for him so then we can finally do what we always did at school like normal.

If you are watching this then Thank you so much because it is very important that you know this.

I’m willing to sell my auntie.

I am writing as I have made the decision to sell a member of my family. You may be wondering who I am willing to sell so I may just get right to it. I would like to sell my auntie Neighsha. I don’t know the approximate age of my auntie but I do know she is around forty. She is married to my mum’s brother Oliver and she is a mother of five. Neighsha is a very nice person although she can get snappy sometimes so be prepared. For further details including price please do contact 077654879 thank you.

THE “WONDERFUL” BROTHER

COME ALL COME ALL this here is the best brother you could possibly get and he is on sale for only £4 today so get him now because there is only one on the market.I can explain why you need him because he is the best brother he will clean your room,do the dishwasher and has a brilliant attitude he comes with clothes and a ps5 for when he is good.I know from experience he will do what he is told to do.

THERE ARE NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS SO DO NOT TAKE HIM BACK OR ELSE…

Breaking news!!!

Breaking News!!!

 

Thank you for joining us today as Forest Academy has a Zealousness dragon at the end of the school  building! “ I’m astonished as to why they even have a Zealousness at their school!” Looking at the end of the building, they see the

Alarming  be in charge of quadruped. I am well dumbfounded on how Mrs Grimes could even get a zealous dragon anyway.     

Looking at the dragon one more time it looks like it is trying to notify us with something terrifying and that he came here by itself and came to eat everyone in the school.

Buy my sister

Dear buyers , 

 

I have an offer, there is this woman for sale . She is called Julia. Long story short she is annoying ,aggressive , and she steals things that she loves . She is now on sale for two pence. If anyone wants to offer the highest price I will go for is free . If you want to buy this monstrous human, dial 07765080 to contact the owner . If you are interested you can buy her now . You can give her back if you don’t want her but it would be a shame if you could not get revenge on your neighbour. 

Selling my grandpa!

Through this advertisement, I would like to offer you a chance to purchase a Grandpa!

WARNING: he may annoy certain audiences, so try to keep him away from younger children.

He is a caring man that has his own business! He is also capable of building a lot of things, from porches, to fences, possibly even houses. Even if he has some extra body-fat, he is still very active! He can look after any pet very well! He also makes “very, very funny” jokes! He comes with two free cars that are quite clean!

So buy your productive grandpa today!

There’s a dragon in Forest Academy!

Breaking News!

There’s a dragon in Forest Academy! Forest Academy is a primary school in a little town called Brandon in Suffolk. It was located at the back of the school lunch hall. Some children have described the dragon to be purple, with horns sprouting all over its body. The head-teacher is encouraging the students to stay away from the monster as they stay in a lock-down. The school has called animal control but they have said the wait can be up to 2 hours. So the children will not be home on time.

That’s all from me goodbye.

 Your next news update is at 3 ocklock.

100 Word challenge

              100 word challenge

 

 

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