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Do u want a new family member or a servant to help you around the house? Well your in luck because we have a limited addition my brother who is 5 years old and is an absolute pain in the back side but is now 70% off which is only £10.50 on the black market. Order now and get my brother T&C apply.
Warning: the child will be a pain and will end up wrecking the house or just sit on its ipad and will not help you around the house you where warned.
100 word challenge
Dear police station of brandon,
I would like to send Jack Homes to prison for the murder hes committed.You see me and my sister was on our midnight stroll through the forest listening to the midnight sounds until we saw black statue lurking behind a tree.Though me and my sister saw this thing we didn’t expect anything,so we carried on walking. I was a bit further ahead from my sister,I turned around and saw the lying corpse of my dead sister, cold-blooded she laided.Thats why I think Jack should go to prison.
While opening the mystical box you hear a voice behind you yelling “DON’T OPEN THE BOX!” Waiting for him to go for you to open the box, you open the box only to see it’s a fluffy rabbit just for you! Hearing whistling behind you, you quickly put the bunny in and act like you didn’t open it and to make it more realistic she gets on her knees and begs to open the box but the only answer she got was “No i’m not going to tell you again.” Turning around, see has an evil smirk on her face.
Hello my name is Wolverine and i got a special mission to do because someone has robbed Buckingham Palace. But I can’t do the mission without my suit and yesterday I went to put it in the washing machine so I can’t do it. I’ll have to go ask the lady if she can dry it as quickly as possible. As soon as I got there I asked the lady if she could dry it but she said, “NO NO NO!” Then I asked her why and she said because then I will have to stop all the washing machines.
Dear Margarida,
Hello, I am writing from another universe. It’s extremely warm here, (despite being 1,200 million miles away from the sun). There are beautiful plants and wildlife here at my ‘home’. I very much like it here. Just one thing that’s very annoying about this place, the temparature. Like it’s just all over the place here! When it’s cold it’s freezing like about -46 degrees! And when it’s hot it’s HOT. I would say about 58 degrees. But don’t worry, here we have special suits to keep us the exact right temperature.
Miss you, Lots of Love, Louisa
As Spider Man was about to save New York. He got a call from his Aunty saying “ You have left your mask back at the house, come get it now so people can not see your face get it now or else you will be grounded for a month.” As Spider Man was making his way home he could see Green Goblin. Spider Man was in a small sichuan. Should he save the world or not? He ran home and then his Aunty Called and said” never mind a seagull graped it. Go and save the world hunny”. She said.
Dearest Mother,
As you know I have somehow been summoned into an unusual world. Im am safe so no need to worry but I am missing you frequently. However, this world is all I could wish for! It has: chocolate covered strawberries stacked upon a never ending glass table; the welcoming aroma of warm fresh bread and delightful animals that seemed like they wouldn’t even hurt a nanoscopic fly if it came to view. The sky is a sapphire blue colour and then once the sun sets it turns into a magnificent amaranthine shade!
Sending all my love from Freddie.
Your honour, I think that Jack Spriggins should serve for his crimes in prison. Firstly, he trespassed into Blunderbore’s home, Not only did he steal a magical hen from the Giant, but also many sacks of golden coins! He also murdered Blunderbore by using an axe to chop down the beanstalk.
Actually, I don’t think Jack should spend his time in prison, he should be killed! He broke many guidelines, theft, trespassing, murder!
He should suffer for his actions because he knows he is wrong.
Those are all of my points I have to make clear to you my honour.
the box but it was padlocked. His dad walked in and said “DON’T OPEN THAT BOX!” So he went to his room curiously thinking what is in the box? He went to bed but was woken by a noise at midnight. He went downstairs and saw his dad asleep with the keys and he checked the box with the first key, it did not open, he checked all of them then he found the right key and opened it! There was a boy who saw a mysterious box that had light coming through the cracks, then he tried to open.
Jack should go to jail because he has robbed a giant broke into his house and after he did those things he went all the way down the giant chasing him jacks worst accusation is the murder of this giant as when he made it down he chopped down the beanstalk killing the giant as he plumeted down,but theres more that beanstalk crushed homes and killed many he should be sentenced to death row and killed via lethal injection for his crimes! “but the giant was a human eater.”said his mum “i don’t care. prison! ”said the judge.
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