Through this advertisement, I would like to offer you a chance to purchase a Grandpa!

WARNING: he may annoy certain audiences, so try to keep him away from younger children.

He is a caring man that has his own business! He is also capable of building a lot of things, from porches, to fences, possibly even houses. Even if he has some extra body-fat, he is still very active! He can look after any pet very well! He also makes “very, very funny” jokes! He comes with two free cars that are quite clean!

So buy your productive grandpa today!