Roll up roll up !! Child for sale. Only 50 pounds come and get the child of your dreams… He runs on chocolate milk and any other junk food. He also has a built- in scream box (perfect for scaring your moody old neighbours away) He does throw a tantrum once in a while but don’t worry about that, every child does it. Plus if you buy him toys and let him on your phone or Ipad he is perfectly fine.

So why don’t you come on down and get the child of your dreams, ONLY 50 pounds (address, IP16 0el)