While fishing in the park, a goldfish has found something fishy. It’s a fishing hanger, so the goldfish goes to the hanger and gets picked up then sees a man’s face smiling. Could it be that the fish is tiny or glad that the fish was gold. The answer is about the fish being gold, so the fish was proud of himself for getting collected for the first time to have in a fish bowl to get safe. So the man collects the goldfish, goes home then puts it in his fish bowl to make the fish safe after all.
Shakespeare’s literate fish.
“ Hello, ricky. Do you have any ideas for my newest play? I can’t think of anything.” William formally asked his fish.
“ Ah, I have been waiting for you to ask,” The fish humbly replied.” I have SO many ideas!”
The fish piled his ideas- which seemed to be better than Williams- into Shakespeare’s mind .
He loved the ideas.
“ I wouldn’t have become so very famous without you, thank you so very much!” William gladly stated to the goldfish. William twirled his brunette moustache in delight.
Shakespeare used the ideas ; because of Ricky, the show turned out amazing.
Gulp the goldfish
Unfortunately ,my name is Gulps The Goldfish and I have this annoying owner that sits there watching me do my business like having a poo. I spent all my life swimming in my tank which is whopping 90 centimetres long. It is boring ;so i beg for food,While he is watching me, he talks to this skull like it is his son so i am like “hello you serious right now” so when he leaves his skull i say to it “he is mine i am his baby not you so bugger of now“So i punch it immediately.
Leaving to Mars
Dear Mum,
I am sending this letter to tell you that I am leaving to Mars. I will bring you back a souvenir. Maybe a crumble of Mars or space air?
Mars, which is the fourth planet from the sun, seems very interesting and I can’t wait to go. The last time I looked at what had previously happened on Mars I saw that a woman took a whole handful of Mars home; she brung a bucket. I hope i see something really cool or something very mysterious. I’ll make sure i write you a postcard of what its like.
Pls see this mum
Mum, I told you not to come to London to watch my speech! Some other member of parliament, who is very annoying, was laughing that you came and cheered me on. I knew I shouldn’t have told you. It was raining; you still came and watched it. Moving on from that embarrassing moment, how’s your day been? I’ve been so busy lately it’s ridonculous Borris left me a massive situation to sort out. Do you think I’m doing good? Anyway I’ve got stuff to do as I say I’m a busy man. I will speak to you soon. Bye.
12 rules for keeping happy
12 rules for keeping happy:
(1)Stay positive.
(2)Ignore the rude comments people say to you.
(3)See the best in life.
(4)Stay healthy.
(5)Be kind to others and they’ll be kind to you.
(6)Be able to help others that are feeling sad.
(7)Be grateful.
(8)Follow your heart and your life’s achievements.
(9)Learn to let go.
(10)Don’t be negative to yourself.
(11)Connect with others.
(12)Take care of your body.
Rules to be happy – Savannah
Rules for keeping happy:
1) Sit on a comfy sofa eating chocolate ice cream.
2) Think Monday is Saturday.
3) Don’t think about the bed bugs as mean, think of them as creepy friends.
4) Go to the photo booth in Tesco.
5) Watch Teaching Live instead of doing Maths.
6) Tell your pets about your day as they can’t judge you.
7) When you walk into school just think you are just going to turn around and walk out.
8) Go outside and find your friends.
9) Teach your pets tricks
10) Best of all, just go to bed.
Rules to BE HAPPY (because its the law!)
Rules to BE HAPPY (Because it’s the law):
1: Don’t listen to ANY rude comments about yourself.
2: If your feeling angry just walk away and do something you enjoy (I recommend telling a trusted adult!).
3: If you are sad, just inhale and exhale for 1 minute and forget all your worries :).
4: If your annoying sibling is irritating you, I recommend slapping them and playing on their XBox.
5: If Your OLD sibling is annoying you then sneak around in their room and find their secret stash of chocolate!
Your amazing the way you are!
Your unique!!!
Byeee!
Be happy
Rules for keeping happy:
1: You must not go to school, I repeat never.
2: You must not leave the house on any occasion.
3: You must eat loads of food, especially junk food.
4: You must celebrate your birthday for the whole entire month.
5: You must watch youtube every day if not every hour of the day.
6: You need a netflix and chill day every Friday.
7: You must have a Saturday Night Takeaway and watch Ant and Dec on your television.
8: You must not eat five bits of fruit.
Stay Happy! Don’t tell your mum.
Machine That Turns Water To Gold
Machine That Turns Water To Gold
Do you want to buy a machine that makes you rich? If so please come to the newest shop that was built yesterday and get it now. We just made it 50% off so be the first one to get it and make sure to get your friends as well.
Things you will need:
- Lots of water
- Food if you are hungry
- Tools if it gets broken (it’s easy to fix don’t worry)
Come now if you are the first to come you might get one for free. Ohhhh someones here sorry but bye.
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