Rules for keeping happy: 

1: You must not go to school, I repeat never.

2: You must not leave the house on any occasion.

3: You must eat loads of food, especially junk food.

4: You must celebrate your birthday for the whole entire month.

5: You must watch youtube every day if not every hour of the day.

6: You need a netflix and chill day every Friday.

7: You must have a Saturday Night Takeaway and watch Ant and Dec on your television.

8: You must not eat five bits of fruit.

Stay Happy! Don’t tell your mum.