Rules for keeping happy:
1: You must not go to school, I repeat never.
2: You must not leave the house on any occasion.
3: You must eat loads of food, especially junk food.
4: You must celebrate your birthday for the whole entire month.
5: You must watch youtube every day if not every hour of the day.
6: You need a netflix and chill day every Friday.
7: You must have a Saturday Night Takeaway and watch Ant and Dec on your television.
8: You must not eat five bits of fruit.
Stay Happy! Don’t tell your mum.