Machine That Turns Water To Gold

Do you want to buy a machine that makes you rich? If so please come to the newest shop that was built yesterday and get it now. We just made it 50% off so be the first one to get it and make sure to get your friends as well.

Things you will need:

• Lots of water
• Food if you are hungry
• Tools if it gets broken (it’s easy to fix don’t worry)
  
  Come now if you are the first to come you might get one for free. Ohhhh someones here sorry but bye.