Unfortunately ,my name is Gulps The Goldfish  and I have this annoying owner that sits there watching me do my business like having a poo. I spent all my life swimming in my tank which is whopping 90 centimetres long. It is boring ;so i beg for food,While he is watching me,  he talks to this skull like it is his son so i am like “hello you serious right now” so when he leaves his skull i say to it “he is mine i am his baby not you so bugger of now“So i punch it immediately.