Unfortunately ,my name is Gulps The Goldfish and I have this annoying owner that sits there watching me do my business like having a poo. I spent all my life swimming in my tank which is whopping 90 centimetres long. It is boring ;so i beg for food,While he is watching me, he talks to this skull like it is his son so i am like “hello you serious right now” so when he leaves his skull i say to it “he is mine i am his baby not you so bugger of now“So i punch it immediately.
machine
Ello I am the mad scientist that made water in gold. My name is Gold man and everyday people make fun of my name but I will show them what I can do .My dream is to make water into gold and that is what I am going to do today. Right so what we need to do is to make a machine to turn water into gold right we have made the machine we need to turn it on beeeeeeep baaap boop right the machine is turned on wait a minute (silence and waiting) right it is on yaay.
what am I !!!!
I am a beast
Scary like a killer
I am big like a bulldozer.
Blue eyes that beg for walks,
My bark revving like a GTR,
I protect my babies like parents.
I am light brown like a tree,
Not friendly like a bear,
Fast like a cheetah.
I will bite like a stapler on paper,
I like running as fast as a pro athlete,
And strong like the worlds strong man.
Reindeer spotted
Breaking News a reindeer has been spotted flying over Brandon kids a going crazy after seeing it they were running after it trying to catch it but they had no luck it was to fast for them and parents are buying binoculars just to see the magnificent creature and take pictures but they were as unlucky as the children were some are even camping outside for it but no luck so the competition was on parents vs children at finding it they are doing all they can to find it even the government was in complete shock even the king.
Teacher got kidnapped
Listen teacher i am so sorry my teacher got kidnapped in a white van she was being silly and thought that they were actually selling sweets but they got kidnapped on the way home so we did not get homework on Friday so we don’t have a teacher we have a substitute to teach us in the meantime but the police are looking for her so we don’t have anything to do on the weekend (not that I want to do it) so please don’t get mad at us for not handing the homework in today.
Sorry From Frankie Fraser
the paw of a frozen husky
If i were summoned,
to create a treasure
I would take :
the paw of a husky in the snow,
the feather of a golden bird,
the bamboo sticks lying from a chubby panda.
a blossom from a blossom tree in China,
a cool stick that has carving in from the forest,
a hair from a pinball that chased you round the patrk.
the rumbling of a earthquake,
the lava from a volcano,
the tree falling over from a storm.
a golden brooch from the roms,
a hammer from the anglo saxons,
an arrow from the myas.
the light from the stars of outer space,
the light from the galaxy,
The ring of saturn.
the mysterious box
the box but it was padlocked. His dad walked in and said “DON’T OPEN THAT BOX!” So he went to his room curiously thinking what is in the box? He went to bed but was woken by a noise at midnight. He went downstairs and saw his dad asleep with the keys and he checked the box with the first key, it did not open, he checked all of them then he found the right key and opened it! There was a boy who saw a mysterious box that had light coming through the cracks, then he tried to open.
the mouldy cheese
Hello Hello down here the mouse said furious about the food in this household there was out of date food no posh food like caviar, cocktails and wine for the mouse he was disgusted so he furiously went to find the owners to complain about the food so he went through all the holes and red carpets to find them then he found them watching a movie so he went up to them and angrily said you need to get better food than mouldy cheese and out of date food and boring water he should get wine or a cocktail.
in the room of ……
In the room of rain,
I grabbed my umbrella.
In the room of rage,
I stamped my foot.
In the room of Rileys,
There were noises everywhere.
In the room of hearts,
The hearts were beating.
In the room of faces,
There were smiley faces everywhere.
In the room of phones,
there were messages everywhere.
In the room of forgotten hearts,
There were black,sad hearts.
In the room of dead,
There were bodies everywhere.
In the room of windows,
there was light everywhere.
In the room of bushes,
There were leaves everywhere.
In the room of trees,
The leaves were falling off the trees.
In the room of sad faces,
There were tears everywhere.
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