Ello I am the mad scientist that made water in gold. My name is Gold man and everyday people make fun of my name but I will show them what I can do .My dream is to make water into gold and that is what I am going to do today. Right so what we need to do is to make a machine to turn water into gold right we have made the machine we need to turn it on beeeeeeep baaap boop right the machine is turned on wait a minute (silence and waiting) right it is on yaay.