If My Pet Could Talk

If my cat could talk he would probably yell at me until he was fed because when I go to feed him he meows every second! So that was one of the reasons I could not get to sleep because there was a constant meow ringing in my ear for hours. Now back to, if he could talk what would he say? First thing he’ll say “Can you feed me?” Secondly he said “Where’s my food it’s not on my plate?. Lastly, he then asked ” when is dinner time? ” You just had it, stupid cat.