If My Pet Could Talk
If my cat could talk he would probably yell at me until he was fed because when I go to feed him he meows every second! So that was one of the reasons I could not get to sleep because there was a constant meow ringing in my ear for hours. Now back to, if he could talk what would he say? First thing he’ll say “Can you feed me?” Secondly he said “Where’s my food it’s not on my plate?. Lastly, he then asked ” when is dinner time? ” You just had it, stupid cat.
It was a normal Saturday morning; I lay in my bed watching tv as usually. I then heard a beeping of a van. I stepped outside in my dressing gown and saw an oger directing a moving van into next doors driveway. This oger and bright green skin, fearsome teeth, and the most ridiculous looking clothes. The oger shouting over to me ‘’What are you looking at? I’m your new neighbour!’’ I stood in disbelief I would have an oger living next door to me. Imagine the smell, and the snoring. What was he going to do to this neighbourhood!
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