It was a normal Saturday morning; I lay in my bed watching tv as usually. I then heard a beeping of a van. I stepped outside in my dressing gown and saw an oger directing a moving van into next doors driveway. This oger and bright green skin, fearsome teeth, and the most ridiculous looking clothes. The oger shouting over to me ‘’What are you looking at? I’m your new neighbour!’’ I stood in disbelief I would have an oger living next door to me. Imagine the smell, and the snoring. What was he going to do to this neighbourhood!