“Why didn’t you hand your homework in?”

“Miss it’s a long story that I bet you won’t believe.”

“So it all started this morning. I just got up and was making breakfast on my table in my kitchen and then, I saw my homework so I got up off the chair and was going to put it in my bag. Then I knocked my bowl over and the milk spilt all over it. But I was in the van with my soggy homework then it flew out the van window!”

“Where’s your evidence to prove it?”

“On the main road!”