The Apex gem

Prologue

Have you ever had a family trip on a skyship? In the spring term, you would have soared through the ruins, gliding high above the fallen pillars and through the warm breeze. If you flew, there would have been clear skies, a soft cloud and that unbeaten sense of freedom. When you flew, there would have been the islands far below, fishing boats with their beautifully patterned sails  and maybe a gam of porpoises. You probably went to a mountain foot to take a well deserved hike. Flying a skyship is majestic like that.

However, travelling on an expedition is a different thing entirely. You should try a skyship when the frost throws a snowstorm  or when thunder dances around you and the sky is parted by a claw of lightning. You should try being there  when Rajiū raids the sky, its shocking numbers of voltage  into your veins or worse, light your skyship with its lightning like a lit match and a campfire. You should try being there when there’s no food and not even a millilitre of water left in the dispenser. Few people  would hope for that on anybody. Even experienced travellers think thrice (if professional twice) about venturing south to the distant islands. No one knows what creatures live there.

Chapter 1

The scattered crowd roared as captain Joe of the skyship strided towards the steering wheel. Then the skyship Geyser rose off the land and into the air as the engine howled into life as the crew set off for their first journey on the Geyser. At last they were off!

Fin and Gill looked down at what seemed to be a shrinking island and smiled, sharing identical expressions. However, Fin hated heights so he didn’t look the same inside demonstrated by his unsteady stance, on the overhand Gill loved the sight of getting a birds eye view of: the island they called home; the everlasting fields of ocean and seeing the tiny dots of people waving.

It was then getting noon when wind whistled through the balcony poking out the side of the ship. Then the silence was broken with Joe asking, “So… how’s your day been?” “Well, quite exciting going on my second journey.” replied Fin, without a  moment Gill added, “Talking about The first time, do you think what happened the first time is going to happen again?” “No, we’re on a much less dangerous task this time.” said Joe “Do you think we are going to find the Apex Ge-” Fin’s speech was interrupted by a distant rumble.

“That doesn’t look good.” Exclaimed Joe, staring into the distance where a tropical storm was staring back. “Right full speed ahead.” he said, accelerating to the storm.

It was a short moment when they arrived in the tropic storm, “Right this looks like we’re going to be in this storm for a long time.” Joe remarked. “This seems like it’s going to be a difficult task today.” added Fin. Then without a moment’s notice a massive lighting bolt struck directly in the middle of the engine “Guys there’s an island” exclaimed Gill, “Time for a crash landing!” Shouted Joe

Chapter 2

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Chapter 3

There are many rumours about thought bears and other thought creatures that roam Dragonati island. Meanwhile the crew was worried at the fact that Fin has gone missing. But, in the depths of Dragonati island (Dragonati cave) the shadow finally revealed itself to be a: thought bear; thought bird and even a thought monkey. Fin shrank away as he thought they were going to attack. But, as he did, a message came across to his mind that they were friendly and not going to attack and that they had the Apex Gem.

A minute of awkward staring later, the thought bear telepathically said to Fin, “You must go, rajiū is coming! Also take it’ll, maybe help you.” On hearing this he almost lost conscious but stood up straight and took the gem, put it in his pocket and started to run to the skyship it wasn’ t the Apex gem but it was the dragon gem, the most destructive gem in the world, because if it falls into the right hands in summer solstice (the current date) it will burst, birthing a dragon.

Fin swiftly grabbed his megaphone that Joe supplied everyone with and called through it, “Everyone get to the ship!!!”In an instant everybody came out of the forest and joined the run to the sky ship.

When they finally reach the skyship and out of breath Fin tells Joe, “We need to… gasp! Get out of here… Gasp! Rajū… Gasp! Is coming… Gasp! Also a thought bear… Gasp! Give me the Dragon Gem…Gasp!!!” said Fin pulling it out as it started to float and bursted, birthing a dragon. Joe instantly ran to the wheel and kick started the engine as Fin grabbed the baby dragon and held him lightly.

But it was too late

Chapter 4: Last breath

“Grab a weapon!” Commanded Joe, everybody grabbed a weapon except Fin who had gone to put the dragon somewhere safe, but eventually got one. “Look around!” Exclaimed Joe, handing everyone a telescope (that the Government had supplied them with.)

Above, the towering clouds roared. Below devastating waves charged towards Dragonati island, only to be slowed down by much smaller waves. Soon Gill calls everybody on the sight of something peculiar.

Fin, not knowing what it was, shot one of their three flares at it then the thing turned around. It had: Crimson eyes; lightning constantly coming out of it; antenna like ears and a cloud like appearance. It was Rajiū…

Instantly, it sent a lightning bolt at Fin but luckily curved right around him.

Suddenly, Fin remembers when the Dragon gem bursts it leaves an explosive core behind which follows the receiver. Then without hesitation Fin Heroically leaped towards Rajiū and with all his might snapped the core in two. Then as the core was going to blow, his life stories flickered before him, like how he got his name (as his grandpa died the day he was born by a shark attack.)

Then the core exploded when Rajiū just realised what Fin was doing.

Killing…

Both…

Fin

And 

Rajiu…

The End

The Apex gem

Prologue

Have you ever had a family trip on a skyship? In the spring term, you would have soared through the ruins, gliding high above the fallen pillars and through the warm breeze. If you flew, there would have been clear skies, a soft cloud and that unbeaten sense of freedom. When you flew, there would have been the islands far below, fishing boats with their beautifully patterned sails  and maybe a gam of porpoises. You probably went to a mountain foot to take a well deserved hike. Flying a skyship is majestic like that.

However, travelling on an expedition is a different thing entirely. You should try a skyship when the frost throws a snowstorm  or when thunder dances around you and the sky is parted by a claw of lightning. You should try being there  when Rajiū raids the sky, its shocking numbers of voltage  into your veins or worse, light your skyship with its lightning like a lit match and a campfire. You should try being there when there’s no food and not even a millilitre of water left in the dispenser. Few people  would hope for that on anybody. Even experienced travellers think thrice (if professional twice) about venturing south to the distant islands. No one knows what creatures live there.

Chapter 1

The scattered crowd roared as captain Joe of the skyship strided towards the steering wheel. Then the skyship Geyser rose off the land and into the air as the engine howled into life as the crew set off for their first journey on the Geyser. At last they were off!

Fin and Gill looked down at what seemed to be a shrinking island and smiled, sharing identical expressions. However, Fin hated heights so he didn’t look the same inside demonstrated by his unsteady stance, on the overhand Gill loved the sight of getting a birds eye view of: the island they called home; the everlasting fields of ocean and seeing the tiny dots of people waving.

It was then getting noon when wind whistled through the balcony poking out the side of the ship. Then the silence was broken with Joe asking, “So… how’s your day been?” “Well, quite exciting going on my second journey.” replied Fin, without a  moment Gill added, “Talking about The first time, do you think what happened the first time is going to happen again?” “No, we’re on a much less dangerous task this time.” said Joe “Do you think we are going to find the Apex Ge-” Fin’s speech was interrupted by a distant rumble.

“That doesn’t look good.” Exclaimed Joe, staring into the distance where a tropical storm was staring back. “Right full speed ahead.” he said, accelerating to the storm.

It was a short moment when they arrived in the tropic storm, “Right this looks like we’re going to be in this storm for a long time.” Joe remarked. “This seems like it’s going to be a difficult task today.” added Fin. Then without a moment’s notice a massive lighting bolt struck directly in the middle of the engine “Guys there’s an island” exclaimed Gill, “Time for a crash landing!” Shouted Joe

Chapter 2

Sorry it wouldn’t load 

Chapter 3

There are many rumours about thought bears and other thought creatures that roam Dragonati island. Meanwhile the crew was worried at the fact that Fin has gone missing. But, in the depths of Dragonati island (Dragonati cave) the shadow finally revealed itself to be a: thought bear; thought bird and even a thought monkey. Fin shrank away as he thought they were going to attack. But, as he did, a message came across to his mind that they were friendly and not going to attack and that they had the Apex Gem.

A minute of awkward staring later, the thought bear telepathically said to Fin, “You must go, rajiū is coming! Also take it’ll, maybe help you.” On hearing this he almost lost conscious but stood up straight and took the gem, put it in his pocket and started to run to the skyship it wasn’ t the Apex gem but it was the dragon gem, the most destructive gem in the world, because if it falls into the right hands in summer solstice (the current date) it will burst, birthing a dragon.

Fin swiftly grabbed his megaphone that Joe supplied everyone with and called through it, “Everyone get to the ship!!!”In an instant everybody came out of the forest and joined the run to the sky ship.

When they finally reach the skyship and out of breath Fin tells Joe, “We need to… gasp! Get out of here… Gasp! Rajū… Gasp! Is coming… Gasp! Also a thought bear… Gasp! Gave me the Dragon Gem…Gasp!!!” said Fin pulling it out as it started to float and bursted, birthing a dragon. Joe instantly ran to the wheel and kick started the engine as Fin grabbed the baby dragon and held him lightly.

But it was too late…

The Apex gem

Prologue

Have you ever had a family trip on a skyship? In the spring term, you would have soared through the ruins, gliding high above the fallen pillars and through the warm breeze. If you flew, there would have been clear skies, a soft cloud and that unbeaten sense of freedom. When you flew, there would have been the islands far below, fishing boats with their beautifully patterned sails  and maybe a gam of porpoises. You probably went to a mountain foot to take a well deserved hike. Flying a skyship is majestic like that.

However, travelling on an expedition is a different thing entirely. You should try a skyship when the frost throws a snowstorm  or when thunder dances around you and the sky is parted by a claw of lightning. You should try being there  when Rajiū raids the sky, its shocking numbers of voltage  into your veins or worse, light your skyship with its lightning like a lit match and a campfire. You should try being there when there’s no food and not even a millilitre of water left in the dispenser. Few people  would hope for that on anybody. Even experienced travellers think thrice (if professional twice) about venturing south to the distant islands. No one knows what creatures live there.

Chapter 1

The scattered crowd roared as captain Joe of the skyship strided towards the steering wheel. Then the skyship Geyser rose off the land and into the air as the engine howled into life as the crew set off for their first journey on the Geyser. At last they were off!

Fin and Gill looked down at what seemed to be a shrinking island and smiled, sharing identical expressions. However, Fin hated heights so he didn’t look the same inside demonstrated by his unsteady stance, on the overhand Gill loved the sight of getting a birds eye view of: the island they called home; the everlasting fields of ocean and seeing the tiny dots of people waving.

It was then getting noon when wind whistled through the balcony poking out the side of the ship. Then the silence was broken with Joe asking, “So… how’s your day been?” “Well, quite exciting going on my second journey.” replied Fin, without a  moment Gill added, “Talking about The first time, do you think what happened the first time is going to happen again?” “No, we’re on a much less dangerous task this time.” said Joe “Do you think we are going to find the Apex Ge-” Fin’s speech was interrupted by a distant rumble.

“That doesn’t look good.” Exclaimed Joe, staring into the distance where a tropical storm was staring back. “Right full speed ahead.” he said, accelerating to the storm.

It was a short moment when they arrived in the tropic storm, “Right this looks like we’re going to be in this storm for a long time.” Joe remarked. “This seems like it’s going to be a difficult task today.” added Fin. Then without a moment’s notice a massive lighting bolt struck directly in the middle of the engine “Guys there’s an island” exclaimed Gill, “Time for a crash landing!” Shouted Joe

Dear captain Harriet culpepper,

I am writing to apply for a job  on the Aurora as a cook for your future journeys. I wish you have a spare space for a young cook, who will present many skills for your future journey.

Firstly, I have previous experience from a past skyship adventure (which I narrowly avoided an attack.) I have also had experience with being in a cooking competition -which was masterchef.

Also, I got 100% in my AACE (All Around Cooking Exams.) and won a cooking competition when I was only seven.

Furthermore, I am also a skilled: swimmer; navigator and engineer so I can escape or fix the ship if anything goes wrong.

Please consider me as your crew’s cook.

Yours,

Hayden Tarlo Cooper.

P.S I will have to bring my dog.

The travellers handbook

This handbook (which has been written in alphabetical order) will tell you the required equipment for your future magical quest and what NOT to do while you’re there.

A-D

Take cousion of Ancient trails as they will have traps -Like spike traps and poison dart shooter traps- but it is very average that these paths are the right one, as the least obvious way is often the correct way. Also, beware of Beanstalks as giants may fall from the top and if one lands on top of you it is certain to leave quite a massive bruise. Centaurs are almost crucial to your journey as they trade a stone amulet that will be helpful at the end of your journey. Diamonds are also important as these are what the centaurs are trading for the stone amulet.

E-H

Elves are frequently helpful as you need to know the elf number system to use the amulet at the end. The Firework spell  is destined to help as all hostile creatures are afraid of fireworks and if they look it will temporarily blind them as they have sensitive eyes you also must be wary of the gelatinous cube that designates everything in its range. To cast the spells you need to cast from your heart’s fire, to use it you need to shout the spells casting phrase with passion.

I-L

Another spell is the invisible bridge spell, this will be helpful for crossing the bottomless pit but a rope may still be helpful. The jacket of invisibility to make yourself completely transparent to hide from future attacks. Beware  of the kabouter people because they will attack if seen or blindly threatened. Lightning spells are extremely useful as it does the most damaging  spell and will not miss.

M-P

The magic staff is essential for casting spells and is very easy to get. You just need to believe  you can make something (for example a piece of tree bark) into a magic staff. Also be wary of Nausithous as it is said that he is the son of Odysseus and Calypso. Next, beware of Ogres as they are very strong and can probably throw you miles. A Pegasus will be helpful as they travel at extraordinary paces.

Q-T

You must avoid a Qliphoth as they will curse you and haunt you for the remaining years of your life. It is necessary to go out of the way of Raijū as he can shock you and kill you in a single glance.Not only that but Samodiva will also kill you as it is  the spirit of nature and give  you a quick and easy burriel.

Take a glimmer of a star

and infuse it with the sand

squelching beneath your feet.

Take a bucket of the glistening

oceanic water and lay it on the

where you let the stars rest.

Forge a shimmering diamond

with a glittery emerald and burry

it where you let the water run wild.

Take a beam of moonlight and your

magical mixture and travel throughout

the mysterious forest.

Find the river within the tree-scatterer, release

the moonlight and let it swim freely

to summon the crystal keeper…

On the island of Udonse,

I saw a prey-stalker, spying on its future

feast from a tree.

its eyes track with deadly precision.

On the island of Newgon,

I watched pointed-peaks towering and

glaring down at me like a

tiger at a deer from a hill.

On the island of Dutons,

I witnessed tumbleweeds travel

around-the-clock through the desert

searching for water.

On the island of Agon,

My past flashed before my eyes

as I looked around in a lonely

forest with zero inhabitants.

On the island of Datons,

Harmony was the only thing I see,

as everyone danced across the

town.

If you meet this mushroom-looking fellow or find root legs pop out in your mushroom farm then here are some instructions to look after your newly found friend! (that is if you want it to be your new friend.)

1. Firstly, make sure it is not a random person  that for whatever reason is dressed as a mushroom, otherwise you’ll look like the weirdest person in town. The ways of spotting the alien are: it’s black, shiny eyes ; it’s root legs and it’s mushroom top.

1. Next, don’t put your hand near it in a swift manner or it will take that as a sign of aggression and run away if you’re unlucky enough for it to be a trained male it can release a 

poison gas in self-defence. So try these greetings instead!

• Howdy! (Guaranteed response.)
• Hello there! ( Good chance of a response.)
• How do you do? ( Slight chance of response.)
• Hi there mushroom! ( It’ll just look at you in confusion.)

1. Finally, if the alien seems scared then there are quite a few options such as:

• Let it into your house.
• Feed them. ( they eat fertiliser which is not a surprise since they are a plant.)

If you ever do meet one do the above or else they will probably get abducted  as they can send a telepathic message to their air force. (The symptoms of being abducted are: extreme thirst, sickness and being light-headed.)

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