If you meet this mushroom-looking fellow or find root legs pop out in your mushroom farm then here are some instructions to look after your newly found friend! (that is if you want it to be your new friend.)

1. Firstly, make sure it is not a random person  that for whatever reason is dressed as a mushroom, otherwise you’ll look like the weirdest person in town. The ways of spotting the alien are: it’s black, shiny eyes ; it’s root legs and it’s mushroom top.

1. Next, don’t put your hand near it in a swift manner or it will take that as a sign of aggression and run away if you’re unlucky enough for it to be a trained male it can release a 

poison gas in self-defence. So try these greetings instead!

• Howdy! (Guaranteed response.)
• Hello there! ( Good chance of a response.)
• How do you do? ( Slight chance of response.)
• Hi there mushroom! ( It’ll just look at you in confusion.)

1. Finally, if the alien seems scared then there are quite a few options such as:

• Let it into your house.
• Feed them. ( they eat fertiliser which is not a surprise since they are a plant.)

If you ever do meet one do the above or else they will probably get abducted  as they can send a telepathic message to their air force. (The symptoms of being abducted are: extreme thirst, sickness and being light-headed.)