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What are hot?

 

What are hot? A metal pole on fire and a stick on a 160-degree BBQ.

 

What are cold? An ice block sliced to pieces and meat about to be defrosted.

 

What is heavy? A truck flipping over a car, a 350-pound man and the iceberg what sunk the Titanic.

 

What are light?

A cat crying for food and a dog barking through the window.

 

What are cool? A football player doing an overhead kick and a celebration and scoring lots of goals.

 

What are vicious? A villain robbing a gold chain and a person getting it back.

 

What are nice? A person giving one hundred pounds away.

 

 

What are mean? A person pushing me down the stairs.

 

What is kind? A person saving a dog from harm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question Poem?

What are loud? An aeroplane soaring into the bright blue sky, a thunderstorm crashing down and when Man United score a goal.

What are quiet? A teardrop falling down someone’s cheek, a broken heart from a broken friendship and a calm sunset ocean washing to the shore.

What are cool? Justin Bieber’s concert, when a game gets an update and going on holiday to Spain.

What are boring? Having nothing to do, tidying my room and packing a suitcase.

What are soft? A cat’s fur, my sister’s voice and my Star Wars blanket.

What are rough? The rocky roads , a steep mountain and an Elephant’s trunk.

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A New Crew Member

There was something clutching to the skyship’s side. Ty’s pulse was quickening, he was starting to become breathless.

Meanwhile, Mariana wanted to investigate what was crawling up there ship and looked ready to find out. Ty hid behind a pole and froze with fear. A Few Seconds Later, Ty and Mariana heard a whimpering sound as a little dragon flew down onto the skyship. Mariana noticed that it was hurt and lonely so Ty and Mariana decided that it would be there new crew member and named him Camilo. Mariana told Ty to get a warm blanket for The Dragon while she healed his wound. Ty came back with the blanket and he noticed he was asleep so Ty gently placed it on to him. Suddenly, Camilo woke up and turned into Mariana, Ty couldn’t believe his eyes. Mariana and Ty noticed a few hours later that he was a shape-shifter. Out of the blue, the baby dragon was missing so Ty and Mariana searched around the ship until they saw…

Crash Landing

Ty and Mariana were flying in the air as they heard scratching coming from behind the sky ship, they were too afraid to look behind them. Mariana noticed the balloon was deflating from above, Captain O’Shea ordered his crew to rush to the emergency tools at the back of the sky ship to mend the balloon. While they were mending the balloon everyone who was in the sky ship was panicking because the sky ship was crashing down and losing control at insane speeds.

 

BOOM! The sky ship had crashed, luckily they all survived. Standing in front of them was an isolated gloomy town that had mist and steam surrounding it, as they were entering the town the sunny beautiful weather had changed to a treacherous stormy weather and the dull grey moon had changed into a mischievous deep purple. The buildings there were crumbled to pieces and some of them was cut in half. The crew had to be careful while walking because here was glass everywhere and big boulders blocking them from some of the dull places. After that, the crew looked for left over tools while Ty, Mariana and Captain O’ Shea were still investigating the town. Meanwhile, the crew had found some left over wood, planks and glass to fix the ship. Finally, the crew grabbed their tools and began to mend the ship.

Come to The Twilight Skyland!

Are you ever bored on days off?

Do you want to experience a once in a lifetime trip?

If so, then come visit the Twilight Skyland, there’s never ending fun on this ridge!

-Have a delicious meal at Boroutons Bar;

-Claim a skyboard and learn how to ride on the wind;

-Slide down ferocious tubes at Slide n Splash;

-Visit the wonderful garden sanctuary at Flowering Land;

-Survive in the sky at the Sky Dog Zoo.

You won’t believe what we offer at Moonlight Hotel! We make sure that you’re having a wonderful time, spending it doing new things. Here you can:

Have a great meal at the Imagination Restaurant, where your imagination limits the meals;
Climb rock walls in the Fitness Fun area;

Have a luxurious room which is set to fit your needs and requests, always including room service;

Have muscle warming massages at the personal spa and relaxation area;

And have a splash in your own personal, family pools, fit with everything to have some fun in the sun!

A long time ago, the Twilight Skyland was put into danger from non-caring people. This is why we made it a fun place, to help it replenish its wonders and magic. We hope you come soon! Book at http://www.twilightislandresort.

The Phantom Tree

Alone, the phantom tree groans, over its mystic leaves. It’s dark night black trunk, reflects the winter breeze. A heavy, crumbly bark, seals it from the dark. With veins of purple paint, nothing could be so  great. Like long lanky legs it’s branches reach out, like a travelling shout. The roots grab on for dear life, with pain and strife. Alas, it doesn’t move, no, the Phantom Tree alone.

The distance of the poem

Distance of the poem
I want to paint the smell of diesel hanging in the air after a V10 McLaren DB sport sprints down the M6 as fast as Usain Bolt.
I want to paint the taste of a long missed chicken tikka masala from f2go on the corner of Alder Drive.
I want to paint the sound of the jubilant party crowds streaming through like a parade as England finally lift the glorious world cup after a long 56 year wait.
I want to paint the happiness of a baby dolphin playing excitedly in the warm Carabine sea as the day melts into night.
I want to paint the Eifel Tower towering, tall as the snow and frost nibble at it’s stilts.
I want to paint a stormy blue V8 Lamborghini hurricane racing into a orangey, red sunset in the Italian Rivera.
I want to paint the taste of a double chocolate glazed doughnut with sprinkles from spar across from the barbers and the chemist.
I want to paint the beauty of Raphael’s school of Athens masterpiece.
I want to paint the distance of the apple falling from the ground when Isaac Newton discovered gravity.
I want the paint a zealous zebra sprinting like a SSC Tuatara in the Savanna woodlands.
I want to paint the future of when I first see my children take their first steps.
I want to paint the impossibility of gravity on the moon.
I want to paint the lushes green grass on the mount Snowdon.
I want to paint the distance of the start and end of this poem.
Distance of the poem
I want to paint the smell of diesel hanging in the air after a V10 McLaren DB sport sprints down the M6 as fast as Usain Bolt.
I want to paint the taste of a long missed chicken tikka masala from f2go on the corner of Alder Drive.
I want to paint the sound of the jubilant party crowds streaming through like a parade as England finally lift the glorious world cup after a long 56 year wait.
I want to paint the happiness of a baby dolphin playing excitedly in the warm Carabine sea as the day melts into night.
I want to paint the Eifel Tower towering, tall as the snow and frost nibble at it’s stilts.
I want to paint a stormy blue V8 Lamborghini hurricane racing into a orangey, red sunset in the Italian Rivera.
I want to paint the taste of a double chocolate glazed doughnut with sprinkles from spar across from the barbers and the chemist.
I want to paint the beauty of Raphael’s school of Athens masterpiece.
I want to paint the distance of the apple falling from the ground when Isaac Newton discovered gravity.
I want the paint a zealous zebra sprinting like a SSC Tuatara in the Savanna woodlands.
I want to paint the future of when I first see my children take their first steps.
I want to paint the impossibility of gravity on the moon.
I want to paint the lushes green grass on the mount Snowdon.
I want to paint the distance of the start and end of this poem.
Distance of the poem
I want to paint the smell of diesel hanging in the air after a V10 McLaren DB sport sprints down the M6 as fast as Usain Bolt.
I want to paint the taste of a long missed chicken tikka masala from f2go on the corner of Alder Drive.
I want to paint the sound of the jubilant party crowds streaming through like a parade as England finally lift the glorious world cup after a long 56 year wait.
I want to paint the happiness of a baby dolphin playing excitedly in the warm Carabine sea as the day melts into night.
I want to paint the Eifel Tower towering, tall as the snow and frost nibble at it’s stilts.
I want to paint a stormy blue V8 Lamborghini hurricane racing into a orangey, red sunset in the Italian Rivera.
I want to paint the taste of a double chocolate glazed doughnut with sprinkles from spar across from the barbers and the chemist.
I want to paint the beauty of Raphael’s school of Athens masterpiece.
I want to paint the distance of the apple falling from the ground when Isaac Newton discovered gravity.
I want the paint a zealous zebra sprinting like a SSC Tuatara in the Savanna woodlands.
I want to paint the future of when I first see my children take their first steps.
I want to paint the impossibility of gravity on the moon.
I want to paint the lushes green grass on the mount Snowdon.
I want to paint the distance of the start and end of this poem

Visit the Emporium

Having a boring weekend? If so, why not visit the Mystical Emporium and be stunned by the experience of a lifetime…… and astonishingly, this is all very cheap. Take your imagination and be prepared to experience your wildest dreams.

Get some tasty tantalizing terrific treats at the food hall! Yes, we offer:

Rare artefacts from around the world

Magical wonders

Delicious food

For a day of total pleasure ‘stop at our shop, look at our stock, your eyes will pop’. Don’t miss out on this amazing offer. Treat yourself to an awesome day out!

We can provide an experience of:

Travelling to any wonder that exists

Replicating any extinct thing in this universe

Time travelling to the future or the past

You will not regret coming here. “I recommend coming here!” said Barack Obama.

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If you change your mind, you can get your money back.

Learn more on our website. Open Friday-Sunday 24 hours.

The Killer Widow

The Killer Widow

The killer widow is a noxious, venomous insect which currently is making people not wanting to come out of their homes. Recently, in the Grand Canyon people are seeing weirs, threatening ant’s. Is it the killer widow? An earthquake damaged a cave and deft it open. The killer widow escaped the cave and moved to a different cave. There were rumours that a 30-year-old man was hiking and was pounced by an evil, deadly creature approached him and he didn’t come out alive. Do you think they should be extinct? Are you scared?

Height and Size

The killer widow can grow up to 5 to 10 feet and they can climb a building to find a better home. They are probably taller than a human adult. When they are a baby they are 2 feet. They cannot get food for themselves their family members have to do it.

How they hunt?

They have posinious, venomous fangs hat could kill someone in the matter of 5 seconds. There fangs push poison into their body then they can’t control it. The killer widow {when it’s in battle} if they die baby ants come out and protect the body until the boss comes.

The killer widow comes out at night sometimes in day. They mainly come out at day because no one can see them. They are really good at camouflaging at night because they are fully black but at day they suck at it because people can spot them from a mile away. They can be spotted in caves or in a forest. This animal should not be alive I think it should extinct.

Survival and Life

The killer widow can live without food for up to 6 days. But if they don’t have food in time they will slowly start to die. They are not allergic to anything but their number one competition for food are snakes. Snakes venom is the only known thing to cause harm to these insects. If they are caught by a snakes, round the neck or head, it weakens them instantly. If they are in a pack, however, they have been known to destroy the snake.

How they dig

The killer widow can dig underground in a matter of seconds (5 feet in approximately 25 seconds.) They can dig so deep that whatever is chasing them will be confused. This is how they escape most predators. They can even dig in sand. When they are digging, if they get stuck, for example underneath sand, they can still breathe for five days.