On the way home I met a boy called Mickle he had blond hair and a white dirty top with right legin’s he had dirt all over his clothes he really smells really bad
Land of Marshmallows
In a land of marshmallo’s all of the marshmello’s were a live they were a big family they loved each ofer the hover man cumed evry yera and tried to but he never one .
The marshmello’s sore a wail they hid.
how to care unicorn. By jorgie 4SJ Gospel Oak.
How To Train Your Unicorn
Hey! Ever wanted to stop your unicorn from being bad? Well you might be wondering how to? Well Today Is your lucky day to continue reading and learn about how to STOP your unicorn from being bad. Read On.
What you need:
Candy, Haribos, KitCat, rainbow colored bed, spotify and coconut milk.
What to Do:
- First, give your unicorn some candy (they most like Haribos or a KitCat.)
Discourage the habit from giving them fruit or they will fly all over the place and rage. So you will expect a bad unicorn when you give them fruits.
- Next, Buy a comfy bed in a rainbow color so they can sleep and why you should buy a rainbow bed because they hate no color.
- Then, play with your pet every half hour or else they will not run and die. DO NOT stop playing every half hour Min to 2 mins-20 mins.
- Finally, Put music on for your Unicorn, Unicorns like the music by, Drake,
Ayo & Teo. Also This Unicorn likes fnaf music. By The Living Tombstone.
DANGER! UNICORN ANGER ISSUES, HOW TO RESIST? READ ON,
Unicorns are very nice pets but when they reach the age of 2O they will leave but feed them Coconut milk or Harbios before they leave and they will return 19 Times a day and give you 2 gifts per visit. If you feed him an apple/rotten egg/or fruit it will take your eggs and fruit and scatter them into a trash can. It will teleport your rotten eggs into space then into your face to crack the eggs open and dump them into the pond, and throw you into the pond, space, trash, freezer then hit you with a hammer then leave and dance away like a chicken.
EMERGENCY NEWS – SCHOOL INVASION!
Albert
Sorry for interrupting your program we are coming with breaking news we are live in 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, WE ARE LIVE
Hello, sorry for interrupting your program we are coming with breaking news! Gospel Oak Primary School NW5 London, has been broken into by an evil unicorn at 1PM this afternoon. This unicorn can kill! The children were both happy and mad for interrupting their maths lesson. The children thinks they should get a gun and shoot the unicorn but fortunately
Stephanie Versen grabbed a hose and sprayed it to make this horrible creature run away. We are joined by a small child called Saif and Louis live right now. “How did you feel mr.saif?” Said Tom, the news reporter. “I feel sad because my maths lesson was interrupted and he ate our maths book,” Said Saif Uddin. We are now joining Louis Birrell. “How did you feel, Mr Louis Birrell? “I felt so happy!!! Maths was very boring!” Said Luis Birrell “Okay thank you for sharing.” Said chom the news reporter. We will be joining soon with Aeo & Teo talking about their song and that’s it for now! Thanks to all of you tuning in!!!
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Jorgie Gospel oak – Diamond unicorn
The Diamond Unicorn
Do you want to know about the amazing Diamond Unicorn that is good and sometimes bad? Read on and find out all the amazing things it can do and hazards when trying to find one or where it lives.
Have you ever seen me before?
The amazing epic Diamond Unicorn Is definitely rare, only one person in the whole world found the cool unicorn! The body is half golden half cyan! Its shadow is a huge black shadow, going 300MPH per second! This means that the Diamond Unicorn runs 300,00000,000,000,000,0000,00000,0000MPH speed amazingly!
Have you seen my hidden habitat?
Diamond unicorns can only be found near diamonds and trees. This means it can be ANY tree in the whole world. This unicorn is very special though. It comes out at 6:00AM-12:00PM. You might want to find it and you will become a Quadrillion air so what are you waiting for? Find it but be warned there is a hazard of danger, do not touch the unicorn or it will fly away and ground and it will back into your spot and dig a big hole of 100KM in 300,00000,000,000,000,0000,00000,0000MPH amazingly in the make a grave for you and it will cover the evidence and you won’t be found, this unicorn has 100000IQ so be warned when trying to find this unicorn!
Did you know my favorite food???
Diamond unicorn’s favorite food is macaroni and cheese, pasta, pizza, bread, chicken and people when it’s mad. And don’t touch its prey or food or it will dig you inside a black hole in the ground and bury you until you die. This means the unicorn is good and bad so be warned when seeing food or its prey unusually it won’t attack. Almost all the unicorns have the same prey. So do not touch their prey or they will attack until you’re dead. So be warned when seeing it trying to drink, eat or else… It will ATTACK!
What do you think i’ll do???
There is only 1 Unicorn that can save you it is the super mighty unicorn
Can only save you but they are 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1% chance to get them at your location. So be careful when trying to find it.
Question Poem by Jorgie
What are fragile?
Bubbles floating to the futile ground, a teardrop rolling from sad eyes, a box staying still for ever in one spot waiting for a person to move it.
What are strong?
A diamond ready to be mined out of its ore shinningly, a red shiny ruby waiting to be mined as a red shining stunning light glaring at everyone trying to say get me get me!
What are dark?
A black hole sucking everything rapidly, a dark cave with bats coming out, a dark wonderful sky popping stars.
What are strong?
A huge taste of delicious coca cola bubbling on your tastebuds, a broken bone repeatedly breaking every inescapable nightmare second, a broken pieces heart unhappy as a lost soul.
Where I Come From… -jorgie 4SJ
I have never…
Flew on a shiny jetpack In London
But I have flown with British airways to Portugal.
I have never…….
Went on the airline called Easyjet Excitedly.
but I have Flew on Tap Happily.
I have never…
Eaten an Octopus
But I have Eaten a Fish fast at home.
I’ve never…
Seen Big Ben in person
But I have seen a clock tower before.
I have never…
Traveled in a private jet before
But I sailed on a boat before to portugal.
I have never…
Spoken to a flying blue fish in the sea
But I have talked to people on land.
I have never…
Played Noctis or Phasmobia the game on my own because that’s scary on my computer,
But I Have played Noctis and Phasmobia with my friends.
I have never…
Eaten a bug before,
But I have eaten a plate of cheese pasta!
I have never,
Eaten a golden crispy pizza,
But, I did order some pizza hut!
I have never,
Went on a small plane,
But, I have gone on a large plane.
I have never……….
Fighted my friend called Kit,
But I have battled my big brother called will.
Where I Come from By Jorgie 4SJ
I Have Never….
I have never…
Flew on a shiny jetpack In London
But I have flown with British airways to Portugal.
I have never…….
Went on the airline called Easyjet Excitedly.
but I have Flew on Tap Happily.
I have never…
Eaten an Octopus
But I have Eaten a Fish fast at home.
I’ve never…
Seen Big Ben in person
But I have seen a clock tower before.
I have never…
Traveled in a private jet before
But I sailed on a boat before to portugal.
I have never…
Spoken to a flying blue fish in the sea
But I have talked to people on land.
I have never…
Played Noctis or Phasmobia the game on my own because that’s scary on my computer,
But I Have played Noctis and Phasmobia with my friends.
I have never…
Eaten a bug before,
But I have eaten a plate of cheese pasta!
I have never,
Eaten a golden crispy pizza,
But, I did order some pizza hut!
I have never,
Went on a small plane,
But, I have gone on a large plane.
I have never……….
Fighted my friend called Kit,
But I have battled my big brother called will.
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