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how to care unicorn. By jorgie 4SJ Gospel Oak.

 How To Train Your Unicorn

 

Hey! Ever wanted to stop your unicorn from being bad? Well you might be wondering how to? Well Today Is your lucky day to continue reading and learn about how to STOP your unicorn from being bad. Read On.

 

What you need:

Candy, Haribos, KitCat, rainbow colored bed, spotify and coconut milk.

What to Do:

 

  1. First, give your unicorn some candy (they most like Haribos or a KitCat.) 

Discourage the habit from giving them fruit or they will fly all over the place and rage. So you will expect a bad unicorn when you give them fruits.

 

  1. Next, Buy a comfy bed in a rainbow color so they can sleep and why you should buy a rainbow bed because they hate no color.  

 

  1. Then, play with your pet every half hour or else they will not run and die. DO NOT stop playing every half hour Min to 2 mins-20 mins.

 

  1. Finally, Put music on for your Unicorn, Unicorns like the music by, Drake,

Ayo & Teo. Also This Unicorn likes fnaf music. By The Living Tombstone.

DANGER! UNICORN ANGER ISSUES, HOW TO RESIST? READ ON,

 

Unicorns are very nice pets but when they reach the age of 2O they will leave but feed them Coconut milk or Harbios before they leave and they will return 19 Times a day and give you 2 gifts per visit. If you feed him an apple/rotten egg/or fruit it will take your eggs and fruit and scatter them into a trash can. It will teleport your rotten eggs into space then into your face to crack the eggs open and dump them into the pond, and throw you into the pond, space, trash, freezer then hit you with a hammer then leave and dance away like a chicken.

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