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The Terrier Goblin

The Terrier Goblin  

Written by Charles and Jack 

The Terrier goblin is a moderately rare species of goblin; less than 3000 are still alive. Usually, they can be seen between 11.00am and 1.30pm (Lunchtime). This is because it is currently being hunted by two other species of goblin. 

Appearance 

This strange looking creature has a visible pimple on its nose. It has a short tail around 10 to 18 cm (about 7.09 inches). Furthermore, it has a ragged brown cloak to blend in with the public. In addition, the skin of this goblin resembles that of a chameleon, making it an expert in disguise. Also, on its head it has noticeable horns, which look like a devil’s horn. 

Habitat 

This peculiar creature lives in the suburbs of York, and to be more specific, the holes in the walls of wooden houses on cobbled streets, such as the street of Shambles (or in your basement).  

Diet  

The diet of this fascinating goblin consists of people’s lunch. Most commonly, pizza, bacon sandwiches, hotdogs, sausage rolls, crisps, Coca Cola, and cake. Top Tip; Always bring some spare lunch if you are headed to York! 

Surprising features 

The way they give birth to their infants is fascinating. When they overheat, the pimple on their nose pops and babies fly out of the leftover pimple. It fights in its tribe, which it done to prove its dominance over others of its kind. Over its long lifespan, the terrier goblin has developed camouflaged skin to be able to hide from its main predator: the Canadian Arctic Goblin. 

Hobbies 

As you can tell by now, the terrier goblin loves nothing more than to munch on humans’ food that they are looking forward to. It does not enjoy the food as much if it knows that the human was not enjoying it anyway. Therefore, it only goes for the tastiest of meals! Bizarrely, it also loves hi-jacking valuable trains from the national railway museum and the main station in York. 

A campaign to raise awareness for this rare species is spreading across the world as we are now aware of a killer goblin called the Canadian Arctic Goblin and a slightly less bad kind of goblin, the Intimidating Goblin. If you ever come across a Terrier Goblin, give it food, take it home and protect it. They are not going to last long if we keep losing 570 of them a year. Do what you can to save them and go to the closest charity and donate £3.00 for their survival. Thank you for helping to raise awareness.  

 

 

The Forest Goblin

The Forest Goblin 

Forest Goblins are common goblins, found in forests but rarely seen in valleys. Lots of people hunt these creatures down with no mercy. However, very high-speed movement makes them hard to seek.  

Like most goblins, they’re green in colour and don’t wear a lot of clothes. They have brown hair and ten deathly sharp teeth. Sometimes they climb trees to check for danger. That is why they have sharp claws to cling into the bark. It’ s very easy to notice them because of their very long and pointy ears and fat noses.  

This creature lives in deep forests keeping to the middle to make sure that they are not seen often. They make themselves comfy by making dens out of sticks and leaves. They live in tribes mostly consisting of twenty to thirty goblins.  

They are carnivores and their favourite type of meat is human flesh. They never eat vegetables or fruit but eat snacks that humans bring with them that are made of vegetables (like crisps). They don’t like little birds but especially they hate fish because they’re too lazy to take the bones out.  

Surprisingly, the Forest Goblin is as tall as a grown man. As well as this they even make their own weapons and shields to kill things! Some people say that their shamans have magical staffs but that is unknown.  

 

They have many hobbies. For example, they love killing both small and large creatures. In their spare time, they make themselves weapons and armour out of wood and metal. 

Although they’re very dangerous, that doesn’t mean that we need to make them extinct. They won’t attack our cities – just be careful in the woods! 

The Moss Goblins

Did you know that the Moss Goblins are covered in moss to camouflage? On the outside, they look like adorable little rodents (if you even notice them) but on the inside they are most definitely the rudest animals to live.

Usually, the Moss Goblin is covered in bright green grass/moss and has one of the biggest mouths any human has ever seen. It is only usually seen past 12:40am to 4pm. It has mud-brown eyes and a raw-stinkingly breath as it is allergic to mint leaves which it eats all the time unknowingly. 

Obviously, the Moss Goblin lives outside in an old, sturdy cave or near tall, towering trees. Most people see them on Tuesdays so many people think they hibernate 6 days a week, when really Tuesdays are their favourite days to hunt for food! Their favourite meal is fruits but they also enjoy eating their freshly hunted meat and grass. If they are on a strict diet they will only eat grass and leaves.

Surprisingly, the Moss Goblins HATE other goblins and will never be seen near another one. Secretly, the Moss Goblins have a wicked way about them and by using their sharp, poisonous fingertips, they will instantly shock and kill you. They don’t care who you are – do NOT get on their bad side. 

Remember, Moss Goblins are poisonous to the human body, so watch out for them!

The Gob-Goblins

Despite gob-goblins’ mean appearance they are actually quite generous creatures. Did you know gob-goblins have the largest mouth of any creature and it smells of tangerines?!

The gob-goblins’ can be found in Manchester in a bog! Despite its habitat it had quite an interesting appearance: it wears moss as a hat as well as a t-shirt, bark as trousers and it has fish for socks as well as spider webs as underwear!

Gob goblins are mostly found in bogs during the winter. However, when it is summer they go into swamps or the sewage pipes. Interestingly, it only enjoys fruit, woodlice and magpies. They also love to devour magpies and can catch them easily using its long, orange tongue. Speaking of foods – a gob-goblins mouth is so big it can swallow up to 38 magpies in one mouthful! Despite smelling like sweet tangerines, they HATE tangerines as it is half their brain! (the other half is frogs.) Another surprising fact is that they have webbed fins!

Although they sound quite unfriendly, they actually love humans and respect them a lot.

The Bio-Goblin

The Bio-Goblin also Scavenges of mainly wood,stone,copper,iron,platinum and other types of metals

The Bio-Goblin also can make machinery of all kinds from Smelters to partical Excelerators!
They are very intelligent and smart and they provide the dabogoblin goblins with all of the rifles and ammo for training and real situations!

 

 

The Dirt Goblin

The Dirt Goblin is a common species in the world of goblins. These clever goblins live in the brown muddy dirt (hunting for food). In addition, this species of goblin likes eating worms, apples and meat (meat is their favourite food), however these goblins are deathly allergic to snakes. Dirt goblins are a famous kind of goblin but not favourable.

This green bodied creature has a dirty, brown, wooden mask -that protects him from getting bitten by snakes. They have dirty green  hair-that helps them to camouflage in the grass. This green goblin is skinny, dirty and ugly, but really fast.

Next, these species are smart creatures, they love to trap animals and get all the goodness out of them to eat. These clever creatures love gold and jewellery, so they are very good at stealing stuff. However, these little thieves hate stone because they can’t dig it up or break through it, so they have to go around it to get the gleaming gold.

After they have done everything, they will go and climb all kinds of fruit trees to get loads and loads of fruit to go with their meat and worms, but they find it very hard to climb trees where they are built like humans, so they do their best to not get caught or else they will get caught and eaten!

Are you a goblin chaser? Have you ever seen a dirt goblin?!

The Bio-Goblin

The Bio-Goblin also Scavenges of mainly wood,stone,copper,iron,platinum and other types of metals

The Bio-Goblin also can make machinery of all kinds from Smelters to partical Excelerators!
They are very intelligent and smart and they provide the dabogoblin goblins with all of the rifles and ammo for training and real situations!

 

 

Dabogoblins

Name:  Dabogoblin

Habitat: German alleyways

Lifespan: 1 hour

Dabogoblins practise aim while drunk with catapults on cardboard targets. They shoot coins out of the catapults. They argue with Hobogoblins about owning terrain. One also killed Batman’s parents.

Storm goblin

Storm goblin

The storm goblin is a rare species of goblin. Generally, they are only found during the worst storms or just before them. This is because they have learned that wherever they go the storm goes. Additionally, the rain can clean their scales and if their scales are red they are overheated.

Storm goblins are easy to identify as their scales make them distinct to the rest of the storm. At the age of 300 they are a metre and a half tall.

Our save the storm goblin campaign has raised a total of £300 for them. We are hoping to raise more money in the future for them.

The Swamp Goblin

Did you know that Swamp Goblins are considered the ugliest creature in the whole entire universe? On the outside they are musky and slimy and most of all repulsive. They also have razor sharp teeth covered in murky-green misty leaves and their skin is cucumber-green.

If you harvest their body you will detect fish bones or even shark bones too. Although its personality is shy, secretly, they’re naughty and are always up to mischief! 

Most Swamp Goblins live just off the coast of California on a small island surrounded by a deep murky-blue ocean which is dim and dark. Also, in the middle of the island there is a revolting swamp.

They mostly eat Hammerhead Sharks and fish (they love to eat delicious Piranhas – mmmm their favourite!) The food that they don’t like to eat are things such as seagulls, seaweed, crabs and jellyfish.

Interestingly, they are quite dumb but they can swim and climb (they climb loads of things such as trees ladder ropes and loads more) Lastly, they can jump very high its like jumping on the moon but faster going down.

So beware, if you see a Swamp Goblin,  RUN!! This is vital, don’t ignore it!!!!!!!!!!!