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The Moss Goblins

Did you know that the Moss Goblins are covered in moss to camouflage? On the outside, they look like adorable little rodents (if you even notice them) but on the inside they are most definitely the rudest animals to live.

Usually, the Moss Goblin is covered in bright green grass/moss and has one of the biggest mouths any human has ever seen. It is only usually seen past 12:40am to 4pm. It has mud-brown eyes and a raw-stinkingly breath as it is allergic to mint leaves which it eats all the time unknowingly. 

Obviously, the Moss Goblin lives outside in an old, sturdy cave or near tall, towering trees. Most people see them on Tuesdays so many people think they hibernate 6 days a week, when really Tuesdays are their favourite days to hunt for food! Their favourite meal is fruits but they also enjoy eating their freshly hunted meat and grass. If they are on a strict diet they will only eat grass and leaves.

Surprisingly, the Moss Goblins HATE other goblins and will never be seen near another one. Secretly, the Moss Goblins have a wicked way about them and by using their sharp, poisonous fingertips, they will instantly shock and kill you. They don’t care who you are – do NOT get on their bad side. 

Remember, Moss Goblins are poisonous to the human body, so watch out for them!

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