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The Moss Goblins

Did you know that the Moss Goblins are covered in moss to camouflage? On the outside, they look like adorable little rodents (if you even notice them) but on the inside they are most definitely the rudest animals to live.

Usually, the Moss Goblin is covered in bright green grass/moss and has one of the biggest mouths any human has ever seen. It is only usually seen past 12:40am to 4pm. It has mud-brown eyes and a raw-stinkingly breath as it is allergic to mint leaves which it eats all the time unknowingly. 

Obviously, the Moss Goblin lives outside in an old, sturdy cave or near tall, towering trees. Most people see them on Tuesdays so many people think they hibernate 6 days a week, when really Tuesdays are their favourite days to hunt for food! Their favourite meal is fruits but they also enjoy eating their freshly hunted meat and grass. If they are on a strict diet they will only eat grass and leaves.

Surprisingly, the Moss Goblins HATE other goblins and will never be seen near another one. Secretly, the Moss Goblins have a wicked way about them and by using their sharp, poisonous fingertips, they will instantly shock and kill you. They don’t care who you are – do NOT get on their bad side. 

Remember, Moss Goblins are poisonous to the human body, so watch out for them!

The Gob-Goblins

Despite gob-goblins’ mean appearance they are actually quite generous creatures. Did you know gob-goblins have the largest mouth of any creature and it smells of tangerines?!

The gob-goblins’ can be found in Manchester in a bog! Despite its habitat it had quite an interesting appearance: it wears moss as a hat as well as a t-shirt, bark as trousers and it has fish for socks as well as spider webs as underwear!

Gob goblins are mostly found in bogs during the winter. However, when it is summer they go into swamps or the sewage pipes. Interestingly, it only enjoys fruit, woodlice and magpies. They also love to devour magpies and can catch them easily using its long, orange tongue. Speaking of foods – a gob-goblins mouth is so big it can swallow up to 38 magpies in one mouthful! Despite smelling like sweet tangerines, they HATE tangerines as it is half their brain! (the other half is frogs.) Another surprising fact is that they have webbed fins!

Although they sound quite unfriendly, they actually love humans and respect them a lot.

The Dirt Goblin

The Dirt Goblin is a common species in the world of goblins. These clever goblins live in the brown muddy dirt (hunting for food). In addition, this species of goblin likes eating worms, apples and meat (meat is their favourite food), however these goblins are deathly allergic to snakes. Dirt goblins are a famous kind of goblin but not favourable.

This green bodied creature has a dirty, brown, wooden mask -that protects him from getting bitten by snakes. They have dirty green  hair-that helps them to camouflage in the grass. This green goblin is skinny, dirty and ugly, but really fast.

Next, these species are smart creatures, they love to trap animals and get all the goodness out of them to eat. These clever creatures love gold and jewellery, so they are very good at stealing stuff. However, these little thieves hate stone because they can’t dig it up or break through it, so they have to go around it to get the gleaming gold.

After they have done everything, they will go and climb all kinds of fruit trees to get loads and loads of fruit to go with their meat and worms, but they find it very hard to climb trees where they are built like humans, so they do their best to not get caught or else they will get caught and eaten!

Are you a goblin chaser? Have you ever seen a dirt goblin?!

The Swamp Goblin

Did you know that Swamp Goblins are considered the ugliest creature in the whole entire universe? On the outside they are musky and slimy and most of all repulsive. They also have razor sharp teeth covered in murky-green misty leaves and their skin is cucumber-green.

If you harvest their body you will detect fish bones or even shark bones too. Although its personality is shy, secretly, they’re naughty and are always up to mischief! 

Most Swamp Goblins live just off the coast of California on a small island surrounded by a deep murky-blue ocean which is dim and dark. Also, in the middle of the island there is a revolting swamp.

They mostly eat Hammerhead Sharks and fish (they love to eat delicious Piranhas – mmmm their favourite!) The food that they don’t like to eat are things such as seagulls, seaweed, crabs and jellyfish.

Interestingly, they are quite dumb but they can swim and climb (they climb loads of things such as trees ladder ropes and loads more) Lastly, they can jump very high its like jumping on the moon but faster going down.

So beware, if you see a Swamp Goblin,  RUN!! This is vital, don’t ignore it!!!!!!!!!!!

The Football Goblin

Did you know that Football Goblins are known to be the most friendliest goblins of all? These rare creatures have a blended colouration of light green, black and white. However, they are particularly hairy and have a set of black, rotten teeth.

These goblins’ looks include: a pair of bright yellow eyes (which are very large and wide).They also have a domed shaped head which they use to header the ball into the back of the net. As well as this, they have a body made out of stitches and leather.

The rare Football Goblin lives in a very unusual place, also known as the West Ham Football Stadium. I know what you’re thinking, strange huh! Their huge home is full of crowds on a daily basis meaning that they sometimes struggle to sleep at night.

The Football Goblin’s diet is based on fruit and vegetables because if he wants to carry on his amazing football career he needs to keep healthy(with the occasional treat along the way).

Many people say that the Football Goblin is the Ronaldo of the goblin world. He spends most of his time playing football and challenging people to a game.

Make sure to be aware of this boastful Goblin!

Shadow Goblins

Shadow goblins are one of the most devilish goblins in Britain, they like to hide in the shadows to stay out of sight because Shadow goblins hate loud noises and they don’t want to be seen. Speaking of being seen, Shadow goblins are completely pitch black, have a black aura and usually they wear a red cloak that they make from the dark magic of their elders. 

Shadow goblins live in the shade because they are allergic to sunlight and are most commonly found in dark forests at night. However, if they are exposed to the sun they only eat the fur of black animals because it helps them to grow and evolve. Also they are allergic to the colours white, yellow, green, blue, orange, pink, and light grey. They also like eating rocks to make them tougher (some even eat ores!)

These naughty goblins have many hobbies: they like climbing up trees so they can take the bark and use them as shields against other deadly goblins (they also make amour too!). They love to hunt because it drains out all their anger and they also like reading for hours on end for the same reason. But their favourite activity is to spy on humans because it can improve their cooking skills.

If you ever meet one of these devilish goblins you should probably stay away, as if not you will turn dark grey for 32 years, so make sure to watch out next time you leave your window open or go into the woods at night! To protect themselves against danger, they will burn until they are a black hot puddle that acts like acid. 

Lemon Drop Goblins

Many people believe that these creatures are horrendous, well guess what? On the inside they are really friendly but one thing stays the same – they are always greedy no matter what. It is said that you should never go down the lemon aisle in the grocery stores unless you want to get lemon in your eyes. However if you do, be my guest.

Unsurprisingly, they are bright yellow. Strangely, they have square eyes that can be underestimated for how far they can see. In addition, they are one of the most wrinkliest goblins in the world!

Generally, they live in a lot of supermarkets that contain lemons. These unpleasant goblins can camouflage in the lemon aisle so keep an eye out (I am warning you to try and close your eyes when you see them beasts).These alarming creatures have extremely good aim so they won’t miss, without a doubt.

Ironically to their name, lemon drop goblins are allergic to lemons and they’re deadly poisonous to them so they eat lime instead, however that is not their favourite food. Weirdly, they love fruit and vegetables and cannot resist them – especially watermelon!

In the wonderful world of goblins, these kinds are the only goblins that can spray things from their mouths. Unbelievably, as well as avoiding being squirted whilst shopping, it is incredibly hard to see these frightening creatures as they are super camouflage in a box that squirts things in your eyes.

These goblins live for damaging customers eyesight’s and these creatures are the most annoying creatures alive in my opinion. I would be petrified if I saw one of these ugly weird creatures.

So take this advice: don’t go down the lemon aisle unless you dare to.

Shadow Goblins

Shadow goblins are one of the most devilish goblins in Britain, they like to hide in the shadows to stay out of sight because Shadow goblins hate loud noises and they don’t want to be seen. Speaking of being seen, Shadow goblins are completely pitch black, have a black aura and usually they wear a red cloak that they make from the dark magic of their elders. 

Shadow goblins live in the shade because they are allergic to sunlight and are most commonly found in dark forests at night. However, if they are exposed to the sun they only eat the fur of black animals because it helps them to grow and evolve. Also they are allergic to the colours white, yellow, green, blue, orange, pink, and light grey. They also like eating rocks to make them tougher (some even eat ores!)

These naughty goblins have many hobbies: they like climbing up trees so they can take the bark and use them as shields against other deadly goblins (they also make amour too!). They love to hunt because it drains out all their anger and they also like reading for hours on end for the same reason. But their favourite activity is to spy on humans because it can improve their cooking skills.

If you ever meet one of these devilish goblins you should probably stay away, as if not you will turn dark grey for 32 years, so make sure to watch out next time you leave your window open or go into the woods at night! To protect themselves against danger, they will burn until they are a black hot puddle that acts like acid.

Watch out – Shadow goblins are not all what they seem!