Teacher Goblin
The teacher goblin is an extremely rare form of goblin, who emerges from 9:30 AM to 3:30 PM. After that, they descend back to their house in a Vauxhall Corsa. When they come back to their domain, they like to feast on digestive biscuits while dunking them in their coffee.Coffee is the only thing keeping the teacher goblin awake during the day!
The Teacher Goblin is easy to identify – they will most likely be putting something from Twinkle onto the board, you will also see a coffee mug with #1 teacher on it! If it is a P.E day the male teacher goblin will have a dark blue tracksuit on or anything out of Sports Direct. The female teacher goblin will wear pink tracksuits and also anything from Sport Direct.
If you want to seek out the teacher goblin, you would need to go to your local primary school, you will see the teacher typing away viscously for the next French lesson.
Most teacher goblins like to live far away from the children to have some peace and tranquility; they would live in places like Derby and Leicester.
Most of the time the teacher Goblin is nice and peaceful but when someone hasn’t handed in their homework the teacher Goblin gets FURIOUS and goes on a rampage of destruction. The poor children hide under their desks and pray that they won’t get swept up by the teacher’s wrath.
What Children don’t like about the teacher Goblin is that when it is really warm and a blade of grass has a bit of dew on it, the teacher goblin will not let them go on the field. Also, sometimes the teacher goblin will make the children late for their favourite dinner of sausages and mashed potatoes. The cruel things! Also, the teacher goblins like to give extra homework for the summer holidays.
Would you be able to handle these creatures or would you crumble?
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