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A good poem

I would take a magical shooting star to make wishes

I would take the most fierce dragons fire breath and put it in a lantern to see in the dark

I would take the most scary dragons tooth to make the sharpest knife

A magical flying carpet in case I want to leave

A long mystical whip with sharp shards of electrical energy

A shiny golden mace to defend myself from a terrifying dragon

A magical crimson dragon to grant fear

A would take a long rope in case of an emergency

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Painted Petals

Painted petals 

 

Painted petals, like a golden 

Buttercup stretching out. 

The golden petal shines bright like a diamond.

It digs deep into the soil and smells as 

Good as a buttercup shining in the 

sky. Revealing the secret stash of painted 

Petals and little pollen. The stem holds the beautiful 

Flower up high in the sky. The stem gets bigger and bigger. The green is as beautiful as the grass. The leaves fall from the breeze and fall calmly down to the ground.

 

Junior

Stourport Primary

the Trigger

Trigger.

This docile creature is known for its calm and loving personality.

These creatures are also wonderful pets!

However, touching this creatures left foot isn’t a good idea, one person and one person only has been known to been attacked by it, but this shouldnt put you off it’s lovin chillaxed lifestyle.

 

They are only spotted in england, (kidderminster) they are  £279.99 to buy bred but about 160 pounds out of a shelter due to the scarce amount of them they also can be found in your bed or on your sofa!

Because they love spending time with humans.

 

They usually eat anything you eat but most likely not chips. (they also love lasagna).

And fish is like a treat to them, make sure to give them a fish liver tablet if you can see hairloss on there fur because this can very quickly go to balding!

I would recommend these as pets.

The bagbat

them though but if you see a baby(normally recognised by its small body) I would try to stroke it, but only if you do not see its mother or dad around they will tear you to shreds!The Bagbat, this creature is normally spotted in the rocky Himilayas but if your lucky enough to spot one in north America, south America or japan your in the hotspot for mating season!

Being in the main area for mating season is definitely not a good thing, they like to attack more so they can feed there babies musk Deers and human liver (if you don’t drink).

there favorite meal and main course though is snow leopards, due to them almost on the verge of extinction these animals/food is a delicacy for the Bats.

I would normally not go near it but if its a baby (normally specified for its small torso) i would stroke it, but if its being nurtured by another bat i would not because they will tear you to shreds!

colour catastrophe

Tomorrow I met myself I was running through a kaleidescope whilst a wild chicken bashed a mouse around the colourful changing walls.

I met a boy called water his soft and squishy hands absorbed my rough and dirty hand whilst a dice rolled 6 and 2 at the same time.

I met a woman called wind she whispered her forceful words in to his throbbing eardrums.

I saw a dog called cupid he danced through the crazy caves whilst adam maliciously nagged him

In the dusk weather of England I met The Cycling GK with terrific Troy deeney.

mammal mayhem

In the land of disbelief, I caught a exuberate elephant triumphantly trotting in the trenches whilst a soft peace of sand quietly fell in the dusk wind landscape.

In the land of Neverbelieve, I saw a cautious Cantalope carefully crawling through a dingo infested swarm of bees.

In the land of Victoria, the cunning children killing a careful kangaroo that was in the excelling land of mathematics.

In the land of terrible tudors, I witnessed the horrible, hateful Henry the XII execute Anne Boleyn with no remorse.

In the amazing Artic, I boasted about a big bad beluga battling a brown Brachiosaurus being attaked by a pod of Orcas.

mammal mayhem

In the land of disbelief, I caught a exuberate elephant triumphantly trotting in the trenches whilst a soft peace of sand quietly fell in the dusk wind landscape.

In the land of Neverbelieve, I saw a cautious Cantalope carefully crawling through a dingo infested swarm of bees.

In the land of Victoria, the cunning children killing a careful kangaroo that was in the excelling land of mathematics.

In the land of terrible tudors, I witnessed the horrible, hateful Henry the XII execute Anne Boleyn with no remorse.

In the amazing Artic, I boasted about a big bad beluga battling a brown Brachiosaurus being attaked by a pod of Orcas.

Teacher Goblin

Teacher Goblin

 

The teacher goblin is an extremely rare form of goblin, who emerges from 9:30 AM to 3:30 PM. After that, they descend back to their house in a Vauxhall Corsa. When they come back to their domain, they like to feast on digestive biscuits while dunking them in their coffee.Coffee is the only thing keeping the teacher goblin awake during the day! 

 

The Teacher Goblin is easy to identify – they will most likely be putting something from Twinkle onto the board, you will also see a coffee mug with #1 teacher on it! If it is a P.E day the male teacher goblin will have a dark blue tracksuit on  or anything out of Sports Direct. The female teacher goblin will wear pink tracksuits and also anything from Sport Direct. 

 

If you want to seek out the teacher goblin, you would need to go to your local primary school, you will see the teacher typing away viscously for the next French lesson. 

Most teacher goblins like to live far away from the children to have some peace and tranquility; they would live in places like Derby and Leicester.

Most of the time the teacher Goblin is nice and peaceful but when someone hasn’t handed in their homework the teacher Goblin gets FURIOUS and goes on a rampage of destruction. The poor children hide under their desks and pray that they won’t get swept up by the teacher’s wrath.

 

What Children don’t like about the teacher Goblin is that when it is really warm and a blade of grass has a bit of dew on it, the teacher goblin will not let them go on the field. Also, sometimes the teacher goblin will make the children late for their favourite dinner of sausages and mashed potatoes. The cruel things! Also, the teacher goblins like to give extra homework for the summer holidays. 

Would you be able to handle these creatures or would you crumble?

 

the crazy Cerastes

First, you want to check your baby Cerastes heart as you can pull it out to check if the blood is pumping 300 Litres of blood at a time as a result of heart failure is it is below 269.7 bpm, also you need to know if your pet is healthy because unhealthy Cerasteses are known to eat there owners limbs in a matter of mili seconds which you know.. is obviously not good.

your creature needs to drink four Litres of milk orange juice and blood in one day or else it will get dehydrated very fast and these creatures are known to bite there owners and there own heads of if they are dehydrated that’s why you should take sincere care of these almost instinct creatures life.

Secondly you need to know that they are native in japan which is a colorful country that is why it needs to be by light for 14 hours of a day!

also it needs a hefty meal of 13 pork livers, to cow brains, 2 camel tongue and a sheep stomach that’s why you basically need to live on a big farm with loads of animals or else they will eventually die out which will cause trolls and leaprechauns to take over this dying society.