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mayanaise for sale!

FOR SALE: Mayanaise!!! Not annoying at all. Its fully house trained! And it always wants to play with you!!! You will never be bored again! It rolls around on the floor like a cute dog.  Don’t Give it dog food and you will be as good as happy! Only one in stock left! btw please, please, please buy it! its overwhelming me with cuteness! You will love your socks off. It eats corn. Only one in the entire world! You will go down in history! T’s and c’s apply. Yes refunds, take your un-annoying sister now!!!

Thank you for buying.

The very snowy snowman

One cold day I was sitting by the fire, and a snowman blew the door open! It was very cold. It was shivering and quivering etc… and it wanted to be warmer. I said it needed to sit at the fire like me. ‘c’mon!’ I said to the snowman. The scorching blue fire roared in the fireplace. I told him that blue fire was cold. He believed it. He came over to the fire with me, and he started melting!!! The silly old snowman was very dumb. Poor little snowman. He is very silly. ‘Bye snowman!’ I said to the puddle on the floor.

I will never…

I will never…

I have never ridden an eighteen hand horse in America,

but I have ridden a thirteen hand pony on the beach.

 

I have never eaten an old sprout,

but I have tasted a red strawberry.

 

I have never touched a polar bear,

but I have felt a large horse.

 

I have never owned a dinosaur,

but I have owned a Welsh Section A pony.

 

I have never smelt the heat of lava,

but I have smelt the brilliantness of fresh fruit.

 

I have never seen a giraffe on roller-skates,

but I have seen a tiger swim.

 

I have never been to Germany,

but I have travelled to Spain with my grandma and grandad.

 

I have never walked at the bottom of a lake,

but I have walked in forest.

 

I have never spoken Spanish,

but I have spoken English and French.

 

I have never tasted honey,

but I have tasted a ripe banana.

 

 

i want to paint

I want to paint an energetic horse jumping over a fence like a fast cheater running to catch food.

I want to paint the sound of bees buzzing as loud as a hyena laughing, I want to paint the smell of fresh fruit that smells as good as flowers, I want to paint a roaring fire, with flames as red as blood.

I want to paint a herd of horses running wildly across a big field.

I want to paint the sun set with black birds gently gliding through the sky.

I want a paint the jaws of a tiger munching on a rough piece of red meat, I want to paint a jet black boat cruising across the deep, blue sea, I want to paint a punch of dry daffodils sitting silently in the gleaming sun.

I want to paint a lonely red rose sitting shining brightly.

I want to paint a silver Land Rover driving across the motor way.

Wanted-Immediately-`A Dragon Whisperer.`

Do you have the rare skill to tame dragons? Doesn’t the thought of whispering into the dragons shell-like ear not scare you? Do you want to earn more gold beyond belief? If so look no further.

If you feel that you can be a dragon whisperer, you will be expected to:

  • travel around the world;
  • seek out the vile worm;
  • be  able to tame or kill the beast with out fear;
  • be strong and brave;
  • be 16 or over.

If successful, we will reward you with a personal chef that will whip up what ever you ask for. Usefully, you will only need to pay the bills/taxes every five years. You will also reserve the one and only invisibility cloak of Summerset town. Amazingly, the council will give you 5 sacks of gold a mouth. Finally, imagine becoming one of the most famous person in the land with songs being sung about you many years latter!

To tame or kill this mighty beast, we will provide you with Harry Potter’s wand to defend your self. Also we will book a defense against the dark arts lesson to kill or tame the beast. Finally, we will give you a sord to slay the dragon if you chose to.

Don’t miss this epic opportunity of a lifetime! Grab this life changing job of your dearms.

The Lemon Dragon

There are many kinds of dragons: the baker dragon, the tree dragon and the baby dragon but one of the most intriguing is the Lemon dragon. Very little is know about this breed because it camouflages itself so well that it is rarely ever seen.

If you saw a Lemon dragon would you be able to recognize it? Like most dragons, they have the body of a horse.They can see through soled objects to find its prey and see their predators before they get to them. Her legs are strong so see can run fast on the ground. Their tail is muscular to whip and kill their prey. Surprisingly, the Lemon dragon can hear up to 20 miles away. The main feature of this dragon is that instead of fire, it breathes boiling hot sour lemon juice and when it touches something or someone it freezes for half an hour. This particular type of dragon does not have very bid wings so prefers to hunt on the ground.

Amazingly, The lemon dragon lives in a cave but his bright yellow colour does not help to camouflage. However  they have a slowtion it sprays yellow acid which helps it to blend in deters any unwanted guests.

Kiwi

You are the furry fruit that sits in a bowl,

You are the first thing I think of when I wake up,

You are the juice that drips from the knife,

You are sweet and sour,

You are bursting with flavour,

You are like a pebble that sits on my plate,

You are as small as a tennis ball,

You are never to be trusted,

You are the tennis ball that travels round the world,

You are the perfect fruit for me.

You are the end.

10 fun facts about dragons

  1. Dragons are seen as a huge reptile like creatures .
  2. It’s not known where dragons came or started from.
  3. Dragons are known to have green, scaly skin and red eyes.
  4. Dragons can breath fire and some blow ice.
  5. Not all dragons can fly.
  6. Some people say that dragons are actually poisonous.
  7. Stories from centuries ago explain that knights would have gone out and battled dragons.
  8. Many humans believe that if you take a bath in dragons blood, you will be able to see the future.
  9. A dragon’s tooth was believed to be good luck .
  10. There are many types of dragons.