Wanted-Immediately-`A Dragon Whisperer.`
Do you have the rare skill to tame dragons? Doesn’t the thought of whispering into the dragons shell-like ear not scare you? Do you want to earn more gold beyond belief? If so look no further.
If you feel that you can be a dragon whisperer, you will be expected to:
- travel around the world;
- seek out the vile worm;
- be able to tame or kill the beast with out fear;
- be strong and brave;
- be 16 or over.
If successful, we will reward you with a personal chef that will whip up what ever you ask for. Usefully, you will only need to pay the bills/taxes every five years. You will also reserve the one and only invisibility cloak of Summerset town. Amazingly, the council will give you 5 sacks of gold a mouth. Finally, imagine becoming one of the most famous person in the land with songs being sung about you many years latter!
To tame or kill this mighty beast, we will provide you with Harry Potter’s wand to defend your self. Also we will book a defense against the dark arts lesson to kill or tame the beast. Finally, we will give you a sord to slay the dragon if you chose to.
Don’t miss this epic opportunity of a lifetime! Grab this life changing job of your dearms.
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