Wanted-badly-dragon hunter 

Does your voice calm down the deadliest dragons? Do you have the ability to dodge the skin-burning fire? Are you the bravest of them all? If so, read more.

If this job is for you, we expect you to:

• swim to the deepest ocean of Narnia; 
• have extraordinary determination;
• calm down the mighty strong beast; 
• or even kill it.

If successful, we will reward you with your own baby dragon that can teleport you anywhere in the world! An underground cave on the moon to protect you from the fireleed spider which is the deadliest in the world. Furthermore, your own personal chef  that can cook you up to 1,00,000 meals. Our unimaginable offer includes: free breakfast for a lifetime (bru porridge and exquisite fresh juice from the crambly tree). You will be crowned as the `dragon fighter of the month` in every magazine in the world!

We will provide you with: an invisible cloak to help you defeat the reclusive green dragon, your own dog to protect you when you’re in danger and the well of powers that will grant you with flying ability, ex-ray vision and many more.

Don’t miss this opportunity of a lifetime. Apply at ` The fountain of livy` and enjoy your dreams.