News just in – A Phoenix has just just been spotted.
There has been an account of a Phoenix on the loose. It has been sighted in Bramcote, Nottingham. Don’t panic! Apparently, they have been doing good for the humans.
The people from Bramcote have been the most vulnerable to these fiery fiends. This is because that was where they were first sighted. The first sighting was at 6 o’clock in the morning. One of the bin men was the person that had spotted it as he was the one doing the bins. It was sat on the fence. Zoologists suggest that the Phoenix has come to England because of their need to cool down their blazing feathers.
Mrs Fitch from Bispham Drive Junior School’s office has described the scene as “Scary yet exciting.” She also said that she had had a paper cut that morning as she had been sorting the registers that morning and, straight away when the Phoenix landed, it disappeared right before her eyes. The police and the firefighters have cordened off the area and are trying to keep everyone calm. David Attenborough also stated that he was reading in his garden, reading about birds, and the Phoenix landed in front of him and burnt a hole in his lounging chair!
The police are sending caution letters out to everyone and they say cautions like: keep flammable objects inside. Tune into Bispham Drive Radio later on to find out more.
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