What are hot? A Lamborghini just stolen, and a lamb chop cooked in a 160-degree oven and a pig after being cooked.

What are cold? A car’s windscreen on a winter’s morning, sausages just about to be defrosted and a snowstorm flying.

What are lonely? A baby alone in its cot in the early hours of a morning, a single leaf hanging from a tree in creepy forest and a single friend alone.

What are small? A ladybird just born in woodland forest, a little white football pitch a school and a snowflake by itself in winter.

What are vast? A lion’s roar carrying over eight kilometers of land, a person weighing over 17 stone and a gorilla swinging tree to tree in a massive jungle.

What are loud? A supercar’s bonnet ready to drive, a party with lots of music bellowing and a windstorm blowing of roof tiles.

What are full? A church when children make their first Holy Communion, Wembley Stadium when a cup final in England goes ahead.

What are clever? A person who got a plus in every class in high school, an orange and black cheetah in a colorful vast jungle and Albert Einstein making the theory of relativity.

What are hot? A Lamborghini just stolen, and a lamb chop cooked in a 160-degree oven and a pig after being cooked.

What are cold? A car’s windscreen on a winter’s morning, sausages just about to be defrosted and a snowstorm flying.

What are lonely? A baby alone in its cot in the early hours of a morning, a single leaf hanging from a tree in creepy forest and a single friend alone.

What are small? A ladybird just born in woodland forest, a little white football pitch a school and a snowflake by itself in winter.

What are vast? A lion’s roar carrying over eight kilometers of land, a person weighing over 17 stone and a gorilla swinging tree to tree in a massive jungle.

What are loud? A supercar’s bonnet ready to drive, a party with lots of music bellowing and a windstorm blowing of roof tiles.

What are full? A church when children make their first Holy Communion, Wembley Stadium when a cup final in England goes ahead.

What are clever? A person who got a plus in every class in high school, an orange and black cheetah in a colorful vast jungle and Albert Einstein making the theory of relativity.

What are hot? A Lamborghini just stolen, and a lamb chop cooked in a 160-degree oven and a pig after being cooked.

What are cold? A car’s windscreen on a winter’s morning, sausages just about to be defrosted and a snowstorm flying.

What are lonely? A baby alone in its cot in the early hours of a morning, a single leaf hanging from a tree in creepy forest and a single friend alone.

What are small? A ladybird just born in woodland forest, a little white football pitch a school and a snowflake by itself in winter.

What are vast? A lion’s roar carrying over eight kilometers of land, a person weighing over 17 stone and a gorilla swinging tree to tree in a massive jungle.

What are loud? A supercar’s bonnet ready to drive, a party with lots of music bellowing and a windstorm blowing of roof tiles.

What are full? A church when children make their first Holy Communion, Wembley Stadium when a cup final in England goes ahead.

What are clever? A person who got a plus in every class in high school, an orange and black cheetah in a colorful vast jungle and Albert Einstein making the theory of relativity.

What are hot? A Lamborghini just stolen, and a lamb chop cooked in a 160-degree oven and a pig after being cooked.

What are cold? A car’s windscreen on a winter’s morning, sausages just about to be defrosted and a snowstorm flying.

What are lonely? A baby alone in its cot in the early hours of a morning, a single leaf hanging from a tree in creepy forest and a single friend alone.

What are small? A ladybird just born in woodland forest, a little white football pitch a school and a snowflake by itself in winter.

What are vast? A lion’s roar carrying over eight kilometers of land, a person weighing over 17 stone and a gorilla swinging tree to tree in a massive jungle.

What are loud? A supercar’s bonnet ready to drive, a party with lots of music bellowing and a windstorm blowing of roof tiles.

What are full? A church when children make their first Holy Communion, Wembley Stadium when a cup final in England goes ahead.

What are clever? A person who got a plus in every class in high school, an orange and black cheetah in a colorful vast jungle and Albert Einstein making the theory of relativity.

What are hot? A Lamborghini just stolen, and a lamb chop cooked in a 160-degree oven and a pig after being cooked.

What are cold? A car’s windscreen on a winter’s morning, sausages just about to be defrosted and a snowstorm flying.

What are lonely? A baby alone in its cot in the early hours of a morning, a single leaf hanging from a tree in creepy forest and a single friend alone.

What are small? A ladybird just born in woodland forest, a little white football pitch a school and a snowflake by itself in winter.

What are vast? A lion’s roar carrying over eight kilometers of land, a person weighing over 17 stone and a gorilla swinging tree to tree in a massive jungle.

What are loud? A supercar’s bonnet ready to drive, a party with lots of music bellowing and a windstorm blowing of roof tiles.

What are full? A church when children make their first Holy Communion, Wembley Stadium when a cup final in England goes ahead.

What are clever? A person who got a plus in every class in high school, an orange and black cheetah in a colorful vast jungle and Albert Einstein making the theory of relativity.

What are hot? A Lamborghini just stolen, and a lamb chop cooked in a 160-degree oven and a pig after being cooked.

What are cold? A car’s windscreen on a winter’s morning, sausages just about to be defrosted and a snowstorm flying.

What are lonely? A baby alone in its cot in the early hours of a morning, a single leaf hanging from a tree in creepy forest and a single friend alone.

What are small? A ladybird just born in woodland forest, a little white football pitch a school and a snowflake by itself in winter.

What are vast? A lion’s roar carrying over eight kilometers of land, a person weighing over 17 stone and a gorilla swinging tree to tree in a massive jungle.

What are loud? A supercar’s bonnet ready to drive, a party with lots of music bellowing and a windstorm blowing of roof tiles.

What are full? A church when children make their first Holy Communion, Wembley Stadium when a cup final in England goes ahead.

What are clever? A person who got a plus in every class in high school, an orange and black cheetah in a colorful vast jungle and Albert Einstein making the theory of relativity.

I have never seen Usain Bolt fly around the solar system

but I have seen him break the 100m world record in Rio De Janeiro.

I have never skydived from the Empire State Building in USA

but I have paraglided in Greece.

I have never met King Charles the third in Buckingham Palace, London

but I have met Mark Percival in St Helens.

I have never done the macarena on Mars

but I have danced at a disco in Wigan.

I have never visited the pyramids of Giza in Cairo, Egypt

but I have visited McDonalds in Platt Bridge.

I have never caught a flaming fireball charging at the Earth

but I have caught a soft tennis ball.

I have never seen a person transform into an alien

but I have heard a large scream from a party.

I have never conquered Mount Everest 22 times

but I have climbed a rocky hill in Bolton.

I want to paint fiery fire like a blazing sun,

Tiny Tom tap dancing gracefully, a terrifying T-rex trembling

I want to paint- a fluorescent flamingo standing in the sunlight

And a model like beauty.

I want to paint a lion roaring like an earthquake,

a box of surprises and wealthy Wales on a hot day.

I want to paint a swan swirling with wings like a fan

and luxurious lollipops like a rainbow.

I want to paint a chair like horror, leaves gracefully swooshing side to side.

A stone standing in a glamourous spotlight.

A diamond glowing in the glamourous spotlight.

And a brochure of fun