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You are not one but many different things

You are a curious cat roaming the streets .You are a blue fish with your golden scales swimming through the ocean . You are a giant giraffe keeping your brown spots clean .You are a lion s protecting your cubs while growling at your predators. You are a curious magpie waiting in the trees to got your prize . You are a mischievous monkey in the trees eating bananas .You are Big Ben ticking your hands at midnight across the sky of London. You are a butterfly standing amongst the crowd spreading your beautiful, dazzling wings . You are a cheeky genie granting wishes to greedy humans

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The Beast

Do you have the ability to train dragons? Can you calm all the dangerous  and murdering beasts? Does the prospect of whispering into a dragons shell – like ear not scare you? Can your softly spoken words help to get rid of our valley of paper clipping dragon. If you feel that this is the job for you, you will be expected to:

  • Travel our quest;
  • Seek out the vile worm;
  • Tame the beast;
  • Or scare it away;

We will reward you with:

  • A sack of water berries, gathered from a Phoenix’s nest;
  • The promise of a free trip to the Netherlands where you may taste the cool waters of life;
  • Plus the bonus of a full breakfast for the rest of your life.

You are guaranteed the protection of a band of a dozen trusty dwarves. If you are interested in helping our village, please contact us  by leaving a message at the foot of the Printer of silence, marked ‘ Dragon Job’.

 

Don’t miss out.

Thunder dragon

Wanted !
In need for a dragon hunter to kill the thunder dragon,  the most vile beast in the entire world with a  very vicious attitude .With our  protection you will be very safe . Do you think you have the courage to do it ?

We will pay for your flight to Misty Meadow and  experts will be helping you tame the wild beasts. There’s an 80% change you will survive. Also it would help if you knew how to speak to dragons. Don’t miss the dream to to be famous. Even though it will take a week to complete, you will be in our first class experience and think about how popular you will be when you get safely home .We guarantee you will have a scary but fun experience that you can tell everyone about . If you would like, you can bring your own weapons but you don’t have to . Live your dream . You might die . They might smell your fear so check your will and insurance.

If successful you will be rewarded with

£1000000 ,

a 50 carrot gold mansion ,

and your very own dwarf servant .

call today at 60958 30417  . Do you have what it takes ?

Doge ball

On a sunny day at school  , it was time to do exhausting PE ,this week was doge ball .We all dragged are self to the hall and sat down in a space on the shiny floor .The teacher Mr Lero (the PE teacher) asked us what we were doing this week .Jessica’s hand shot up in the air it was like a reflex “DOGE BALL SIR !”she shouted .Jesica is a professional gymnast.”thank you Jessica now every one split up into 2 groups !”Mr Lero exclaimed .

whilst I was moping and dragging my feet along to the right side ,Conner (the bully)shoved me to the ground and callled me a nerd.After that ,a decided to get up and grab a ball but the only one left was pink but I grabbed it anyway. Meenwhile when I got to the spot I could see every one aiming for me .In the hall the whistle was blown with a loud “peeeeeeeeeep!!!”the balls were thrown like gun shots but all at me and ,suddenly Conner through a ball with all his might it came at me like a sling shot.

The ball knocked me down to the floor and the whole class bursted out with laughter and my glassed were shattered .My heart missed a beat.

The office

Olivia poked her head around her dads door to his office / room that my mum did not sleep in or go in . when he was in the office he would usually look the door . Her dad was in the bathroom ,her dad never let her in his office .She creeped  inside the room and slid over to the computer were there was an envelope on the desk that said open me on it and there was 2 syringes on the desk that said transform and transform back .But she decided to open the letter then she put the envelope on the desk and started to unfold the folded piece of paper when suddenly she heard the toilet flush the taps turn on and of and the door of the bathroom shut with a creek . She rapidly ran to her dads wardrobe and shut the doors but she could still see out of the doors .When her dad stepped in he locked the door behind him and walked to the window and closed the curtains  and sat down with the syringe that said transform back in this hand and slowly started to inject the green gew into his arm and turned into a huge worm and then pressed a button an the room flooded with soil….

The pirate

The pirate´s deep red blood trail drips down from his tattered hat.

The pirate´s black stripe in his beard is like a dripping oil from his mouth.

The pirate´s giant copper earring rusting from the seas spews still shining bright in the night and day.

The pirate´s red ripped old scarf tied around his head like a old flag in the wind.

The pirate´s  dirty diamond blue eyes gazes at the rough seas.

The pirate´s old cobweb hat with the golden rim stand´s out to show he´s captain.

The pirate´s shining deep sea blue gem glinted on his necklace.

The pirate´s burning cigarette dying in the sea wind.

The pirate´s were drenched by the seas evil spews.

The pirate´s were attacked by the salty air

What are you

You are the smell of ripe raspberries

ready to be picked.

 

You are the sound of a patient princess,

prancing perfectly around the party.

 

You are a spooked Dalmatian,

racing down the street, hiding from Cruela De Vile.

 

You are the memory of my guinea pig Noddy’s squeak

in the morning, desperate to eat.

 

You are the smell of a sweet flower,

dancing to the tune of the wind.

 

You are a sneaky book,

toe tipping away from your dusty shelf.

 

You are the sound of my dog,

yelling and yapping for food in the morning.