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How to look after a baby goblin

Have you been given a baby goblin here is some key points for beginners on how to look after a baby goblin.ENJOY!

What you need:a soft blanket(white),goblin food,horse shoes,old clothes(ripped),a big room and kindness and love.

What to do:First,set up in a big room a white fluffy blanket with the food and water bowl on either side of the blanket.Make sure food and water is always an option because goblins can get hungry at any time of day or night.

Next,I know what you are thinking why in the world would you need a horse shoe for a goblin!But goblins find plying with a horse shoe really enjoyable!They also enjoy playing with string.Then for bath time(only baths)it likes bubble bath the most.Also, you must dress it is carefully with old and ripped clothes(very smelly).Finally, make sure to clean up its poo or it goes really smelly(really bad).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Scorpion-ant

The Scorpion-ant

 

The scorpion-ant is considered as one of the most weird and interesting bugs ever to exist. Did you know that this species of ant can use it’s stinger as a spare leg? The reason why it has it’s ability of using it’s stinger as a leg is because it’s stinger used to be a leg which it inherited off of it’s parent scorpion, because it’s a hybrid of an ant and a miniature scorpion.

 

The first ever time that the scorpion-ant was discovered was in 2000 and is considered to be special because it was discovered in the year of the 2nd millennium. The skin pigment that the scorpion-ant can get is highly varied; these colours can range from:

  • Beige;
  • Burgundy;
  • Lime green;
  • Blood red;
  • Carmine red.

 

The scorpion-ant has a tail where it’s stinger is located. When the scorpion-ant uses its stinger it may come off and get stuck in the target’s skin and will eventually explode causing the target to disintegrate into carbon dioxide. After 3 weeks the scorpion-ant will have a new full grown stinger. If the scorpion-ant thinks it has mastered the moves of using its tail, it will use it’s stinger as a reserved leg to perform evasive maneuvers.

The Secret Emporium

After a moment or so after walking through her house door, she asked her mother if she had ever known or heard about the keys and map. “I have never heard or seen these keys before in my life – in addition to that, where did you find them?”

“I found them in a hidden abandoned emporium!”

“I’ve told you that you’re not allowed to trespass abandoned property!”

 

Later that day, Evie decided to examine the scroll and she found out that the location is located in Isle Of Man – she thought to herself that she had no chance of having the time to go to Isle Of Man. She wasn’t exactly sure that it was in Isle Of Man because it had more similar islands that were similar in shape to Isle Of Man.

 

Surprisingly, there was a note etched into the keys that said ‘Lisefanom’ which was an anagram of Isle Of Man. It became clear to Evie that the aforementioned island was definitely in relation to the keys and ancient scroll. Swiftly, Evie ran downstairs, edited through the door and ran to the world map in her park to look how far away Isle Of Man is. When she found out, it blew her mind.

The Secret Emporium

Cautiously, Evie lifted herself up off of the vacant floor and reflected upon what just commenced. As she tried to remember what happened in The Valley Of Void she became confused by the fact that she can’t remember anything apart from when she met Ivor, even though she was in the The Valley Of Void minutes ago. As she was in deep thought, the portal became more translucent by the minute and seemed to stop glowing the distinctive purple haze. Evie didn’t let this bother her and carried on strolling through what she thought was an enlarged aisle of the emporium. 

 

A black silhouette behind a trove of gold caught Evie’s attention, “Hello? Anybody there?” Evie asked. The ambience was still filled with the same silence prior and the figure didn’t reply. Confidently, she walked at a leisurely pace towards the cauldron of gold and the first thing she held in her hand were The Keys Of The Forgotten Tomb – these keys granted you access to ancient tombs created by the Haiti influence in the times of Olmec. After she picked the keys up a dark turquoise humanoid appeared in her sight, “These keys that you have collected will grant you the most life changing thing, if you use them wisely” explained the unknown figure. Evie wasn’t aware that she had an ancestor that forged the keys and hid them in a chest at the bottom of a dam. She thought that she was dreaming this at this point in time so she ran and found the exit and left the emporium.

 

As she stepped out of the building, a map appeared to be on the floor that led to an unknown place on the Earth. Evie thought that it was an ancient map because it was yellow and crumpled up with creases, but she came up with a theory that it could be the location where the ancient tomb is which you had to use The Keys Of The Forgotten Tomb. This is what she thought was her next adventure. 

Treasured Possession

If I were summoned

to create a treasure,

I would take:

 

The bone of a parasaur,

A cluster of an emerald vein,

And the tooth of a megalodon,

 

An orb of telekinesis,

A collection of pearls,

And a never ending chain of joy,

 

A human sized spider web,

The petal of a flame lily,

And a rock of healing powers,

 

A skeleton leaf,

A ghost apple,

And a flamingo ice sculpture,

 

Volcanic ash,

Moon rock,

And an asteroid chunk,

 

A gold coin,

An old peseta,

And a king George V sovereign.

The Series of Random Doors

Go and open the blue door,

Maybe there are

Bundles of azurite waiting to be mined,

A mining company depending on opals,

Or a blue eye’s reflection through the window.

 

Go and open the yellow door,

Maybe there will be a yellow pepper growing in the field,

The glow of a firefly in the dark,

Or a bright bonfire.

 

Go and open the red door,

Maybe you will see a tree blooming with red grapefruits,

A plate of pork pies and ketchup,

Or a stalk of raspberries.

 

Go and open the white door,

Maybe you will see a sky full of clouds,

A bag of flour,

Or a white tulip.

 

Go and open the black door,

Maybe you will smell the scent of black pepper in a kitchen,

A garden of black fuschia,

Or the dark of night.

 

Go and open the green door,

Maybe you will hear the ruffling of grass being blown in the breeze,

A spitfire shooting through the atmosphere,

Or a leaf being stepped on.

Wanted Dragon Slayer

                

                                                            

 

Do you think that you are a combative and courageous individual? If so, read further on and you may find in the foreseeable future that being a dragon hunter is the perfect role for you. Currently, the destructive ‘Bramble Dragon’ is invading the lands of Northern Scotland and may infest the Earth and stop humanity. The traits you will need are:

 

  • Great Swordsmanship;
  • Courage;
  • Low profile tactics;

 

We will give you various necessities such as:

 

  • the best armour out there;
  • Instantly healing medicine;
  • The best sword ever forged,

 

In return, you will receive:

 

  • A huge golden Oscar;
  • A luxurious holiday to whichever place you desire;
  • £2 billion;
  • An expensive terrace with a pool;
  • You will not need to pay any bills for a year,

 

There is also a 50% chance that you will have reinforced security around your house. If you would like to be a dragon slayer, then contact dragonslayerneeded@gmail.com in order to apply for the job.

 

The Bramble Dragon

Introduction:

 

The Bramble Dragon is one of the most interesting dragons ever recorded through out history and there is a reason behind its name. It is theoretically known to camouflage within bramble bushes in spring but not known where it lives in other seasons.

 

What happened?

 

 A man (Paul) and his son, that were both hiking, journeyed up to colossal cliffs to take some

Photographs of the blazing sunset but suddenly they met terror. A vast dragon covered in bramble-looking spines, appeared out of the distant mountains as Mark took the photo. A magnificent image of the hills, sunset and a dragon was photographed and turned out to look like a remote and tropical island that is inhabited by a large, winged creature. Mark reported that it had an eye almost shaped like a blackberry that reflected sunlight in its eyes as it migrated into the clouds, away from everybody’s sight.

 

How do you spot it?

 

Theoretically, you should be able to spot it near cliffs and mountains, mainly in April when its spring but after April they migrate into the clouds, probably off to another planet as these creature are believed to be able to breathe in outer-space. Also, there are sighting of deep purple clouds, thought to be blackberry juice coming from the dragon’s breath as it looks to have blackberry brambles that wrap around it’s scales.

 

What is it’s appearance?

 

Generally, people see the dragon’s wrapping as brambles or a large blackberry bush thought to be protection from other predators. Typically, the egg is believed to have brambles around it that generate shortly after it has been laid by the mother, that has a blackberry pattern and a hint of blackberry purple on it.                           

Jo’s Extreme Experience

Jo’s dreams, that were packed with various species of unicorns, were beginning to be forgotten as she sprinted with all of her might. Vegetation and different types of large greenery harmed her skin as she manoeuvred through the colossal quantities of foliage. As Jo escorted herself, a deep heavy stash of carbon dioxide lingered behind her head. Random footsteps squelched behind her that extinguished her confidence that she would even make it out alive.

 

Finally, just after arriving at the road just at the end of the trail, a deep silence filled the atmosphere. She stood as still as a statue and meticulously visualized her surroundings. She could not hear anything apart from her rapid heartbeat bashing upon her rib cage. The area was calm. Trees stopped raging and the vicinity was like an unpopulated and ghostly town.