Do you think that you are a combative and courageous individual? If so, read further on and you may find in the foreseeable future that being a dragon hunter is the perfect role for you. Currently, the destructive ‘Bramble Dragon’ is invading the lands of Northern Scotland and may infest the Earth and stop humanity. The traits you will need are:

• Great Swordsmanship;
• Courage;
• Low profile tactics;

We will give you various necessities such as:

• the best armour out there;
• Instantly healing medicine;
• The best sword ever forged,

In return, you will receive:

• A huge golden Oscar;
• A luxurious holiday to whichever place you desire;
• £2 billion;
• An expensive terrace with a pool;
• You will not need to pay any bills for a year,

There is also a 50% chance that you will have reinforced security around your house. If you would like to be a dragon slayer, then contact dragonslayerneeded@gmail.com in order to apply for the job.