The clock is
as quiet as an ant,
Like a ticking time bomb.
Sharp pencils.
An orange is
As orange as the sun,
Like an orange eye.
Green bush.
A rock is
As hard as glass,
Like a gobstopper.
Stone hard.
A knife is
As sharp as words,
Like a piece of glass.
Crystal sharp.
A tsunami is
As strong as a volcano,
Like the blue ocean.
Strong wave.
A frog is
As green as a grape ,
Like a jumping cricket.
Jumping blob.
My name is Lanny Canny and I work at the seaside restaurant . Most people call me canny . I am the restaurants waiter . I wash plates, serve plates and give food . Someone once told me it must be a horrendous job but I love it so much. The kitchen is like my home I have to go there so much and I can eat food. I’m very busy and I can’t see my family much I miss them so much.
A girl taps on the steamy kitchen window and shouts “let me in please”. I stare into her eyes thinking on what to do. it was freezing outside but the restaurant was closed. eventually I slide open the window and she fell in with a crash and whispers please “hide me”.
Before I continue I better tell you about sand bite ridges monster. It usually comes in winter on the beach. The creature slowly creeps down the streets. Someone tried to fight it but we never saw him again. When it comes the people of sand bite ridge close windows, slam doors and close curtains. No one has seen it to tell the tail so no one knows what it is. People believe it can smash anything it is said it has razor sharp claws and a indestructible shell. People call it the Turtleamander.
Some say the creature was hurt very bad. Some say that it is a creature from the deep. Some say it is a lost sailor int ocean that befriended a turtle eventually taking its body. Now the sailor is trapped forever.
“Why do you have to hide” I shout at her “what is wrong”.
” I found it ” she whispered “what did you see ” I shouted ” I saw the Turtleamander.
snapamander
prologue
You’ve most likely been to sand bite ridge. You probably built some sandcastles and splashed in the water . You would of went to the ice-cream van , sat down and enjoyed the ice cream and sit in the warm sun. You would of went to the seaside restaurant and enjoyed a fabulous meal and spent time with your family . It’s that kind of place … in the Summer.
But in the winter it rains so heavy that going outside would mean you would be soaked, you would be stuck in place from the chill of the freezing cold and if you go to the beach you’ll be blown away. Try being there when it snows. Try being there when a thick fog covers the town. Even in the winter the locals stay away from the beach … some people think they have a good reason.
The Snapamander is a type of reptile that has red eyes and lays eggs. They are associated with the destruction of a small village next to the Atlantic ocean. However it is thought the village were threatening the Snapamanders and that is why they attacked the village.
Snapamandrers are near impossible to identify. They have a hard, spiky and sharp shell that is renowned for not breaking under intense pressure from the deep sea. Amazingly, tests say that the snapamander can survive without water for up to two years. Contrary to popular belief , the snapamander can eat straight through metal in one bite. On the other hand it can smash straight through with it’s shell by spinning extremely fast up two 100mh and break everything, alternatingly it can go side-ways to move on land and it only comes out of the water at night because it’s nocturnal.
These magnificent creatures live mostly on the bottom of the sea at the Marina trench. living of kelp and sea cave moss. And if something gets in its way to get it’s kelp the snapamander will destroy it.The only way it will survive is if it gets attacked it will hide in its shell and float to the surface. So when people see this they think it is dead but when they take it on their boat and it will spin and cut the boat in half. And they only drink of kelp .
It is a huge concern that if you see one stay away but if these creatures die that is enormous concern because they keep the kraken in the bottom of the ocean and that would end the world so donate now to stop the cruel over fishing call 97428576564 to save snapamanders.
Yesterday night, the scariest thing happened . I was walking my dog Couper next to the beach. The waves crashing on the rocks weakening them until they crack. a few poor crabs were washed up on the shore along with an array of jellyfish. It was icy- cold that I had….
Couper was running like a train. Couper kept running up and down the beach scaring seagulls and disturbing fish. Suddenly I saw something shiny so I ran over but it was just a jellyfish.
I saw a strange wave come over but I realised it wasn’t a wave something was coming for me, it was huge. Now it was pitch black and I hid behind a rock and I watched it emerge from the ice cold sea. I saw so many spikes and sharp rows of teeth, blood red eyes so_ I called over Couper and when Couper saw it he couldn’t stop barking at the creature. Then within a moment I could smell all the crabs it has eaten but it disappeared within a blink of an eye and I sprinted to the stairs .Is it true is the mallamander real?
Are you longing for a summer of relaxing and peace? Well come to the classiest hotel ever! called the Nathanial hotel . So why not come today and have the experience of a life time? Do you deserve a time away from your family? well come today.
For two weeks of luxurious peace and quiet. Book now spaces are running out fast don’t miss out on our 2 and the third goes free don’t miss out.
For the kids you can leave them with our amazing care taker and children go free.
A you won’t regret trying our sea bash special food.
B you will have a time of a life time if you come to our enormous pier.
C you will have fun in our virtual reality station were you will get free ice cream.
Don’t miss out on our mind baffling offer were if you book for three weeks you get the forth free and some extra luxuries like our ice cream fountain.
1 you can’t miss our amazing steak .
2 you will receive two weeks of heaven.
3 you will go to all our amazing areas and you love it.
Here is a reviews of a celebrity customer bob ross he said so quiet thank you for the amazing time at the Nathanial hotel.
So come today and have a blast you won’t regret.
Go to our website www.nathanyal.com
Visit for more information.
As a result
As a result of death – life is born .
As a result of life – there is death.
As a result of holes – bunnies live.
As a result of foxes – dead chickens.
As a result of sea – there is much unknown.
As a result of space – there is many mysteries.
As a result of humans – there is pollution.
As a result of rain – soaked clothes.
As a result of seagulls – no food on beach .
As a result of Antarctica – there are polar bears.
As a result of children – crazy teachers.
As a result of coffee – crazy parents.
A magic football that if I kick it will go to the nearest land.
A dagger that can kill anything in one hit.
A loyal golden retriever to keep me company.
A golden compass so I don’t get lost.
A bag as big as a house to get any food I want.
A machete to cut the long vine’s from the jungle trees.
Mountain shoes to climb any mountain.
On Monday I saw a highland coo like a lost puppy in the Woods, shinning its Lushus hair and scaring of the wolfs.
On Tuesday I heard the water flowing gently down the river Clyde, then exploded into the water fall like a bomb.
On Wednesday I taste the fresh air and water that comes out the taps, the air fresh as an apple that is about to fall from the tree.
On Thursday I walk to the river Clyde and see a duck standing statue-still ,as it floats down the Clyde.
On Friday I find a chunk of delicious haggis in the fridge, in a second I grabbed in and gobbled it up like a pig in mud.
On Saturday I touch a fluffy sheep and cuddle it, it was the softest thing ever to exist it felt like a fluffy cloud.
On Sunday I dream that I protected all the forests and highland coos and fought lumberjacks and butcher, and eventually I saved the highlands and everything in it was as peaceful like the garden of Eden.
Chapter 4
Callum had a confusing dream he sensed a soft calming voice and he saw his father disappear out of no were and he knew if he takes matters into his own hands and this time he wouldn’t let that happen and so he begun to wake up.
Callum woke with a fright an began to fully wake up. Ginger was pecking the bugs on his fur and eating them and then Ginger gave a cold dark stare and when Callum gave him a wind up and then he was fully charged and whisperd”let’s get what’s rightfully yours”, and Ginger screamed to Robert “get up lazy head”.
“Come on I’m still tired but fine I’ll get up” he muttered.
In the blink of an eye the three of them were sprinting towards the silver airship was tethered to the ground by a thin line of rope attached to the airship then the spotted a fire below the balloon to make it float in the air and make it fall they spied at the professor placing a metal chest with a key on in the keyhole but not turned to open the chest Ginger whispered “this is our chance come on”.
Sprinting across the field of lushes grass ginger sprinted up the stairs into the amazing airship. When Callum turned the key when he opened it had the watch and his dads plan for the time machine.
“Thieves, dumb, air, raiders, villain” they store the professor sprinting speedily at them. at that moment Callum cut the ropes and flew straight up and forwards.
Immediately it flew at incomprehensible speed, and they got far away and then they forgot to go down but he tried to slow down but it didn’t work.
They sensed a strange noise they slowly approached carefully and when they came to the door it creaked open and in it was Callum’s dad, he was a hostage to the professor’s evil plan.
Daniel smith hugged his son closely to him and whispered softly “I’m sorry”, in a moment Daniel smith was on deck slowing down and shouted “let’s find the bobbies and get the Professor in jail”.
Callum and Robert sat in the co-pilot seats and stared out the window as the world flew by towns, cities and villages cows like tiny dots it soon would be Christmas so that was nice soon and Callum was re-joined with his father. Soon Ginger came and had a long comfy snooze.
Latest Comments