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DRAGONS LIVING IN DA PLACE

IF DRAGONS SHOULD BE ALOUD TOO LIVE IN THE LOCAL AREA 

 

Well, the council is deciding if dragons should be allowed to live in local area.  

One of the sides say, ‘dragons are deadly no matter what ‘‘they might act nice, but they could turn at any time any monument 60% of deaths are from dragons we have to fight back’ ’we need their blood it can cure anything even death so if we kill them, we could cheat death’. ‘they could burn down an entire Neiborhood with just one sneeze.’  

The other party say’s ‘even if the dragon could kill us, we can just fireproof everyone’s houses’ ‘they could help us reach place we have never ever touched before’.they helped the Kenen Кенен tribe so why can’t they help us ‘.’ they also could help with the heating in our houses and could really help the homeless to keep warm’. ‘plus, they are the smartest animal on the planet’. 

 

The council is still thinking the vote will end at 2:00pm on the 4th of January.  

 

 

Vote now at www.dragonsmightbeinmyhouseplshelpme 

dragon job

re you fearless as a honey badger? Do you have the skill to kill a murderous dragon? Do you have eyesight like an egal?Do you have the experience to kill the midnight beast? And do you like money and riches as shiny as water reflecting silver? If so, then you could help. 

  Our defenceless town is infected with these foul beasts of the night, but we do not have the skill, so we need a fearless dragon hunter and if you exceed you will be rewarded with the finest weapons riches beyond your dreams with over 100,000,000  spepincofers (speen-in-cough-ers) with unlimited service with the new iPhone 93.4. and unlimited meals at Mc Wonolds and your own house on fabbertree hill and it comes with a great view that only the king and queens could afford and to top it off we are giving away a one-month holiday at the beaches of itolee 
but killing these beasts are not very easy you need to have the best eyesight, the greatest aim and most of all bait. We wish you the best of luck hero we hope you do well  

If you are ready to face the evil dragon then you’ll will have to come down to our village in São João in brazil we will give you all you need. Sign up now at                          www.dragonsarekillingme.com.  

 

Contacts at daplaceinbrazil@yahhoo.com 

Wanted a brave soul to protect the lands. By Patrick

WANTED a brave soul!

Do you have the courage and bravery? Can you kill any dragon in sight? Are you ready to protect your town or city? Do you have the strength of ten flame dragons? Well look no further you could be the coolest dragon hunter ever if you send us a picture of you to our Email at savers.co.uk.

We are looking for the bravest dragon hunter ever to exist to get rid of the evilest of dragons, and if you are up for the challenge you will be advised to get a sword of Odin and a suit of Zeus from orchid so you are ready to fight.

First think about being the most famous person in the lands. Everyone will praise you through night and day. We guarantee that you will be at the front cover of the greatest of all magazine and a quill of magic from a dove in the highlands of Ireland with ink from east of SAN Frisokyo. You will get many gold and diamond statues around the world from the most popular of places. If successful also you will get a magic carpet made from the softest of silk.

Email: saver.co.uk

Address: Lijang tower in south China.

Phone number: 1708-3760-1249.

From your soon to be manager Patrick the son of Tom the III.

Reaper dragon

This dragon is not a friendly dragon from the tv, this dragon will murder you in cold blood even if you are just a baby so watch out.  

The Reaper dragon is not a big fire breathing dragon, no its front hands are replaced with a scythe like weapon for murdering its pray. Reaper dragons are covered in dark scales like the night, so it cannot be seen. So, hunting for this beast is nearly impossible but the only way to see it in the dark is its eyes they glow red when its hungry and glow a bright orange like the sunset. Even the tail is used to murdering with its snake like appearance it can forcefully jab right through your heart. For every soul it takes its wings shall grow bigger until it can cover a whole house. Even its back is a weapon it has many spikes on its back so riding one of these is Imposible but since the wings are hard to see the horns on the back of its head is also a way of how many souls it has harvested but the only bad thing about the horns is that don’t stare to long because even if they only have a little horn, they don’t like people looking at them.  

If you even want to attempt to kill this beast you want to look up in the dark obis of the night because they only hunt at night but the only way you could see them is their eyes horn or wings but its Better to look for anything but the wing, you’ll be out a long time. But if you don’t want to die you should hunt in the day the dragons, so you’ll have to hunt in caves and ravines.  

These dragons are all ways the most dangerous thing on earth so if you need to hunt on then good luck these monsters specialise in death that’s why they were named the Reaper dragon. Even if it doesn’t attack if it’s probably planning its attack but if its eyes are orange, you’ll be next.  

Its diet consists of any thing that has any blood or flesh (including barbecues). Its hearing is always homing in on heart beats and smell and it will eat different things depending on its mood.  

  

 

Moonlight the spiritual ship. By Patrick

Episode 1. on a trip!

The sun rose on a hot day of J town (Junker town) above the clear, blue sky on a Friday morning. George jumped out of bed stroking his pet hamster, Hammond. It was a magnificent day outside to go on stargazer.

Grace, in the room next door, yawned and yelled “Its, it’s 6:28. What” George heard from the room next door. They were meant to get to Arthur street at 6:45. Their friend next door was up and ready with her drink and speed boots, George and Grace grabbed a drink and their favourite things like a tool box for George because he likes inventing random things and Grace picked up her favourite horn from her wardrobe because she can tame animals with them and then the hamster got in his metal hamster ball that George made at the age of 5 years old. They got dressed and ran to Lucy’s house to knock “knock, knock.” “Hi” Lucy said to the twins “Come on let’s go.” About 5 minutes later they got to Arthur’s street and got ready to fly the airship.

Then they took of into the sun set.

They took off flying over the fluffy clouds, George had a go at fixing some lightbulbs that broke on the last adventure. The ground shook, trembling the table, smashing glasses. Grace turned to the right then looked to the left and looked forward and saw Hammond the hamster was hopping around under the table because he couldn’t see until a wave of smoke came upon the children “RUN, for your life!” The crew screamed. The sheep, cows, pigs and chickens heard and started running around the meadows. Lucy and Grace heard and tried to stop the winged beast, Grace tried her horn nothing happened and then Lucy tried to jump on the creature but got hit off the stargaze, captain Rogers got hit off too but George and Hammond went down with the ship “AHHH, Hammond stay close AHHH!” He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Episode 2 The loss.

BOOM, George glanced around and saw many different things, a sign saying SAN Frisokyo and the city was buzzing with pavement cafes and street musicians. Cakes and cupcakes smelled delicious in the corner shops and tea shops. It was a bustling city, with hordes of people queueing for shops and tourist were looking at every place they could look at in the time they were staying here. A remarkable place that many people were queueing at was the Lijang tower or the old Cobra Kai set that the twins dad watched when he was ten years old. A warren had been excavated underground to move around the city and to hide from invaders in times of emergency or danger.

They crash landed in a very popular city named SAN Frisokyo, George cried  “This is the place dad wanted to go, I wish he was here today.” Grace ran to the stargazer with Captain Rogers in her hands dead. Lucy ran with her speed boots on and carried both of the two into safety.

George heard a sound it was Hammond he thought that he died in the fire in the engine but no, they both got up but then George realised that he broke his arm and in about 5 minutes he made himself a robotic arm and then dashed to see if he could help the captain in the old Cobra Kai set. “ Dad used to love this show.” Grace whispered “Yeah, he did.” George said trying to help Rogers.

Until smoke came in the set not out.

 

Episode 3 The Guide.

Ashes flew into the old set, Lucy got up her jaw dropped to the ground. George held his breath and looked around. The hamster, who was named Hammond, rolled into the dark, mysterious corner to hide Lucy pulled out her torch but suddenly dropped it with fear. Grace ,who was George’s older sister by 5.45 minutes, helped captain Rogers towards the end of the dusty, old room. A bright flame fell from the ceiling and George noticed that it was a Phoenix and whispered to Grace her older sister, “Use your limited edition horn to tame dangerous animals.” And Grace went , “okay.” She replied “BRRRR” the horn bellowed loudly. Immediately, the odd creature was tamed in a flash, then everyone ran back to the ship leaving Rogers behind “Help, Help!”  A voice went. Lucy ran back to the set she saw captain was alive, she picked up him and ran back with her red speed boots. About 15 minutes later they fixed the ballon and the hull of the sky ship (moonlight) all of a sudden when they were about to take of the Phoenix sent a flame and hit George on the shoulder “Guys, I think we should follow that flame.” George shouted to all of the crew “okay, buckle up were following that flame to where it once us to go!” Captain Rogers shouted with his newly modified leg and eye made by George.

Episode 4 boo.

“Hold On!” Captain Rogers shouted lifting off into the transparent, blue, crystal sky. George brought the baby Phoenix into the old, abandoned bedroom but whilst that was happening Lucy and Grace were talking about how they miss home and everything they missed liked going to J town (Junker town) to look at all of the famous sky ships like the crystal or the stargazer with the youngest crew ever Ty and Mariana but they new that would change after this adventure.

Examining the odd, rusty room George spotted something on his hand and freaked out. Realising that it was just his hamster he said “Sorry, Hammond.” He gave some food to the poor thing  and kissed it. “Lucy pull that rope then grab the side!” Captain screamed at the top of lungs, “Okay sir!” She replied shouting to him. The ship did a 180 degree turn to the right to dodge the storm city hall. On deck, Lucy and Grace heard a massive thud on the ship’s wooden hull. Lucy’s eyes widened, Grace’s heart beat went rapid and George’s jaw dropped to the ground. He sprinted upstairs to the deck whilst the hamster and the Phoenix stayed in the abandoned room too not get injured.

The Captain said “It’s just a kip, you kids need to go to bed or else you’ll see some other things like a Kipling (The kips mother) or a Kind of other Kip bigger than the mother.” “Okay, got it Captain.” All of the kids said in harmony. Then all the kids and the morning crew got into their inviting, cosy and warm beds. “Good night.” All of the kids whispered to each other.

The spiritual ship! By Patrick

Episode 1. on a trip!

The sun rose on a hot day of J town (Junker town) above the clear, blue sky on a Friday morning. George jumped out of bed stroking his pet hamster, Hammond. It was a magnificent day outside to go on stargazer.

Grace, in the room next door, yawned and yelled “Its, it’s 6:28. What” George heard from the room next door. They were meant to get to Arthur street at 6:45. Their friend next door was up and ready with her drink and speed boots, George and Grace grabbed a drink and their favourite things like a tool box for George because he likes inventing random things and Grace picked up her favourite horn from her wardrobe because she can tame animals with them and then the hamster got in his metal hamster ball that George made at the age of 5 years old. They got dressed and ran to Lucy’s house to knock “knock, knock.” “Hi” Lucy said to the twins “Come on let’s go.” About 5 minutes later they got to Arthur’s street and got ready to fly the airship.

Then they took of into the sun set.

They took off flying over the fluffy clouds, George had a go at fixing some lightbulbs that broke on the last adventure. The ground shook, trembling the table, smashing glasses. Grace turned to the right then looked to the left and looked forward and saw Hammond the hamster was hopping around under the table because he couldn’t see until a wave of smoke came upon the children “RUN, for your life!” The crew screamed. The sheep, cows, pigs and chickens heard and started running around the meadows. Lucy and Grace heard and tried to stop the winged beast, Grace tried her horn nothing happened and then Lucy tried to jump on the creature but got hit off the stargaze, captain Rogers got hit off too but George and Hammond went down with the ship “AHHH, Hammond stay close AHHH!” He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Episode 2 The loss.

BOOM, George glanced around and saw many different things, a sign saying SAN Frisokyo and the city was buzzing with pavement cafes and street musicians. Cakes and cupcakes smelled delicious in the corner shops and tea shops. It was a bustling city, with hordes of people queueing for shops and tourist were looking at every place they could look at in the time they were staying here. A remarkable place that many people were queueing at was the Lijang tower or the old Cobra Kai set that the twins dad watched when he was ten years old. A warren had been excavated underground to move around the city and to hide from invaders in times of emergency or danger.

They crash landed in a very popular city named SAN Frisokyo, George cried  “This is the place dad wanted to go, I wish he was here today.” Grace ran to the stargazer with Captain Rogers in her hands dead. Lucy ran with her speed boots on and carried both of the two into safety.

George heard a sound it was Hammond he thought that he died in the fire in the engine but no, they both got up but then George realised that he broke his arm and in about 5 minutes he made himself a robotic arm and then dashed to see if he could help the captain in the old Cobra Kai set. “ Dad used to love this show.” Grace whispered “Yeah, he did.” George said trying to help Rogers.

Until smoke came in the set not out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

story

As the wind rushes through your hair as you take a deep breath in as you sail over the mountains of wales with your companion sandy the fennec fox (found and saved from an earthquake during a sandstorm). Suddenly the wind starts up and now the wind isn’t so nice it is tossing you around like a child with a ball chucking the air ship all the way over to the sea “SPLASH”  

list

1.A flare gun full of fe gift (fairy poison: incredibly good for scaring them off). 

  1. A hat or aldrig Slutter the never-ending hat good storage (it can even take the appearance of any hat ever) 
  2. 3.Ared velvet jacket with a fur lining that can fit anyone 

4.A tool kit able to fix anything (probably) 

5.A  a oxygen tank full of air  

  1. Andaninfinite pizza  

In the cave far in the woods! By Patrick

As I walked up to the cave and peered in I saw shimmering diamond and gold blocked by something huge. Bigger than a giants foot sitting still like bedrock, a glance of fear came on my face. Red hot steam came out of the mysterious creatures nose like smoke out of a chimney. Breathing it through my nose it smelt like a steaming, hot chilli. The sharp claws like the Megalodon’s teeth scared me when I looked at it. It’s eyes were blood, red like the sun with a black stripe like the colour of hell down the side of its body. I peered and saw a white spike and I realised it was the strange creatures mouth where it eats all of its food. Then I ran with it waking up.

Poem

You are a cracked egg, your centre glowing orange rising between the hard, uneven edges of a shell horizon.

You are a pyramid poking the sky like a needle making the heavens bleed

You are dough rising over the metal horizon of the tin

You are a fish flying through the blue obis of the ocean

You are a blue parachute floating down to the ground and punching through the sky.