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How to Care for a Pet Centaur

How to Care for a Pet Centaur 

 

Are you fed up of having the same pet over and over again? Are you fed up of having a waterfall and not knowing what to do with it? Are you fed up with no one to talk to when you are lonely? Do you have a lot of money and do not know what to do with it? If so, it looks like you need a pet Centaur. 

You will need:

  • A big open fenced off grassy space to keep them protected. 
  • Huge mango trees with large canopies to shelter from the sun on hot days.
  • Shampoo and conditioner : apple flavour.    
  • Horse brush to make their coat silky.  
  • Gentle waterfall to wash and bath them under.  
  • Grape vine and occasional rainbow cupcakes (home made) for them to snack on.     
  • A selection of books that must include all the Harry Potter series.
  • A couple of friends to keep it company such as reindeer, Unicorn, Zebra or a horse. 

 

                                                                                            

Top Tips 

  • Give your Centaur as much love as you want it to give you.
  • To exercise your Centaur do Joe Wicks or gymnastics classes.

Instructions for how to Create the Perfect Centaur Environment.

 

  1. First, fence a large open grassy space (2 centaurs would need about 4 acres), make sure you put a secure gate in the fence.  
  2. Next, install a 5m high waterfall in the corner of the enclosure (www.amazon.co.uk approximately £1000)
  3. Test the pressure of the waterfall by standing underneath it, if it doesn’t give you a good massage then increase the force of the bubbles. 
  4. Then have an exotic fruit salad to eat.
  5. Keep all the seeds from your fruit salad.
  6. Next, plant the seeds in the field diagonally from the waterfall. 
  7. Search far and wide for a wizard (see section on Harry Potter), the wizard will make the trees grow into a mature forest, to cover at least 1 acre. 
  8. Grow a grapevine travelling around the fence.
  9. Buy a grooming kit; this must include shampoo, conditioner and a selection of brushes (human and horse.)
  10. Finally, purchase a posh greenhouse and install the internet and a tv linked to You Tube and a library shelved with books that must contain all the Harry Potter stories.

What to feed a hangry centaur

Do you know how to feed an hangry centaur? Do you know what hangry centaurs like to eat? Do you know what goes into their favourite meal? If you don’t then follow the instructions carefully as a hangry centaur is not something you want to find. To solve this you will need to prepare their favourite meal, carrot and lamb stew. Don’t forget to follow all the steps, don’t miss any out.

You will need: A large iron pot, a roaring fire, fresh young lamb, which you will need to catch and kill, a bunch of carrots, a sprinkling of salt, some chives, a large wooden spoon and a bowl to serve it in.

To make the carrot and lamb stew, carefully follow the next steps: First you need to go hunting for fresh spring lamb. These can be found in the lush, green meadows. The lambs will be dancing and springing in the long grass. So you need to creep quietly up to the lamb and have your bow and arrow ready to shoot. Once you have captured and killed the lamb you need to head back to start making the stew. Fetch a large iron pot and place it over a roaring fire. Fill the iron pot with fresh stream water and let it boil. Whilst the pot is boiling collect your fresh carrots and chop them into thin slices and then throw them into the pot. Be careful that you do not splash the hot boiling water. Next add the fresh lamb, a sprinkle of salt and some chives. Cook it for 2 hours, stirring occasionally. Once it is ready scoop a portion into a bowl and feed it to the hangry centaur.

You will soon notice that the centaur starts to become calm and happy once again. If this happens again when the centaurs are hangry, you can use one of the recipes from the book of ‘favourite recipes for centaurs’. This will keep all centaurs hopefully happy and friendly mythical creatures.

How to look after your wild Griffon

Have you ever wanted a unique pet ? If so find a wild Griffon in the woods.

You will need : a Griffon whistle, a Griffon nest, Griffon eggs.

What you do :

  • first get the Griffon nest  and place it high up in a tree.
  • second place eggs (from your local hatchery) in the nest. 
  • third place the leaves and feathers in the nest 
  • next get on your waterproof clothes and wear a helmet just in case the Griffon blasts lightning at you. 
  • after blow the Griffon whistle, this should attract the griffon. 

Top tip:

Just in case build a fence around the tree so dragons don’t steel the eggs.

 

How to look after a griffin

How to look after a griffin

First you get a cage big enough for a dog and then put it in the middle of your garden. Put five ants, three snails and one worm in the cage because they love ants, snails and worms. Get some pillows and them underneath the animals so they don’t dig under the ground and then hide next to a rock or bush and wait until a griffin flys down. Go to the cage open it up and start being nice to the griffin.

 

How to look after a griffin

How to look after a griffin

First you get a cage big enough for a dog and then put it in the middle of your garden. Put five ants, three snails and one worm in the cage because they love ants, snails and worms. Get some pillows and them underneath the animals so they don’t dig under the ground and then hide next to a rock or bush and wait until a griffin flys down. Go to the cage open it up and start being nice to the griffin.

 

The Dark Unicorn

The dark unicorn, is interestingly one of the rarest Unicorns on Earth. Unfortunately it is on the endangered list of magical animals with only five recorded Dark Unicorns left.

Curiously a Dark Unicorn is pitch black including its mane, in addition its eyes are blood red the same as its horn. The young of dark unicorns weirdly are born hairless but with pitch black  skin and blood red eyes and horn, they do not grow hair until they are 300 years old.

All dark Unicorns live in deep dark caves in high mountains where no human has explored. They prey on Sun and golden Unicorns and water Pegasus who migrate to the high mountains to give birth.

 

where do you get your ideas?

where do you get your ideas?

gather them
from carrot filled carnivals

take them
for the best time

listen to them
helpfulness is coming your way

keep them
for a great holiday

sleep with them
for a good dream

walk with them
for a luck storm

sit with them
for a dream to come true

 

What is ?

What is light ? A sunbeam shining through an open window.

What is heavy ? An elephant drinking from a jungle pool

What is small ? A grain of sand blowing in the wind on a busy summers beach.

What is…

What is dark?
A wet rubber boot, and the icy Winter solstice.

What is bright? 
The morning sunlight coming through an open window, 
and the flash of a Viking's dragon amulet.