The magical mystery emporium

Are you bored on the weekends? Are you trying to set up some plans but can’t think of any? Would you like to try something new and different? If so then why don’t you come to the magical majestic emporium where there’s amazing things that your eyes must see! Maybe there’s something that you would like here. The best part is that it’s….FREE! 

• Life changing wonders

• Fountain of dreams

• Wishing well

• Animals 

• Beautiful sunsets aka the golden hour

• Gorgeous horizon

You won’t regret this! There are amazing places in the emporium. Check out our websites to see the map and pictures of what it looks like! Link in bio! Even Dora the explorer agrees! 

“What an amazing description for this adventure! I have a good feeling about this and I don’t think I’d regret it!” shouted Dora.

1. Kids tickets are free
2. Special golden ticket to enter VIP
3. Food contest winners get 2M dollars!

Opening times: Mondays, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday 9:00am – 11pm. 

Closing times: Tuesdays, Thursday, Sunday 6:50am – 4:30pm.

Find us on M25 on Monton Street, Witherington WH4 8PD

Visit our website to find our more information about the emporium Mysterymagical@emporium.jotmail.co We are waiting for your call to book yourselves in!

The killer bug

The killer bug can easily kill anyone or anything that touches it or goes near it. For example if a human goes near or touches it, they will get poisoned and either survive or die. If an animal goes near the killer bug, the animal will die quicker than a human that’s near the killer bug. It could easily cause a huge pandemic. A virus would go around from this too. The killer bugs are extremely dangerous and everyone is told to stay away from it and to keep their pets and other animals away too. What would you do if you saw this insect? 

If you see a killer bug you must not approach and kill it. These bugs have senses which can lead all the other killer bugs too. If you kill one of them the rest of them would come in less than a second. You will be attacked by hundreds of them but there’s the one that is most dangerous. The queen killer bug. She is the most dangerous out of all of them. If she lands on you, you might not feel it and you will faint at any time. She poisons us easily. She can also kill the others but she wouldn’t because they are all family. The queen has 5 stings 9 legs and is extremely huge. These killer bugs are exactly like bees but WORSE. 

The queen is always protected by the others and she only takes care of one specific human who would never hurt her or the rest of them. She flies around everywhere with a swarm of the other killer bugs behind her. Their home is in a huge nest, in a huge tree. The queen also poisons her home so no human goes near it. – BEWARE the KILLER BUG –

Go and open the blue door,

maybe there is –

a whale pouting at you waiting for attention,

blue tulips blowing away,

or the ocean waving at you waiting for a response.

Go and open the yellow door,

maybe there is –

an exploding sun spitting out lemon juice,

a banana slipping out of its skin,

or the sun aiming for the sunflowers.

Go and open the red door.

maybe there is – 

an exploding sun spitting out boiling lava,

a field full of roses waiting to be chosen,

or a pile of strawberries made out of ruby.

Go and open the purple door,

maybe there is – 

a rocket that leads you to the galaxy,

a sack of violets begging to be free,

or maybe you will meet Dipsy the tellytubby.

Go and open the green door,

maybe there is – 

a bush made of emerald,

a bag of seaweed stinking up the room,

or a huge hungry lizard waiting for its prey.

Go and open the orange door,

maybe there is –

a tray of pumpkins waiting to be carved for halloween,

a bag of carrots wanting to be chopped up for a delicious salad,

or a sunset glowing in the evening out in the fields.

Go and open the pink door,

maybe there is –

clouds made out of raspberry flavoured cotton candy,

a huge cuddly soft pink teddy bear,

or a huge shelf stacked with strawberry and raspberry donuts.

Go and open the brown door,

maybe there is –

a chocolate fountain with marshmallows,

a massive chocolate milkshake maker,

or raining chocolate from the sky waiting to be eaten by you.

Go and open the blue door,

maybe there is –

a whale pouting at you waiting for attention,

blue tulips blowing away,

or the ocean waving at you waiting for a response.

Go and open the yellow door,

maybe there is –

an exploding sun spitting out lemon juice,

a banana slipping out of its skin,

or the sun aiming for the sunflowers.

Go and open the red door.

maybe there is – 

an exploding sun spitting out boiling lava,

a field full of roses waiting to be chosen,

or a pile of strawberries made out of ruby.

Go and open the purple door,

maybe there is – 

a rocket that leads you to the galaxy,

a sack of violets begging to be free,

or maybe you will meet Dipsy the tellytubby.

Go and open the green door,

maybe there is – 

a bush made of emerald,

a bag of seaweed stinking up the room,

or a huge hungry lizard waiting for its prey.

Go and open the orange door,

maybe there is –

a tray of pumpkins waiting to be carved for halloween,

a bag of carrots wanting to be chopped up for a delicious salad,

or a sunset glowing in the evening out in the fields.

Go and open the pink door,

maybe there is –

clouds made out of raspberry flavoured cotton candy,

a huge cuddly soft pink teddy bear,

or a huge shelf stacked with strawberry and raspberry donuts.

Go and open the brown door,

maybe there is –

a chocolate fountain with marshmallows,

a massive chocolate milkshake maker,

or raining chocolate from the sky waiting to be eaten by you.

Fire dragon

There are many different breeds of dragon and one of the most interesting is the Fire Dragon. There are a lot of facts about this dragon. This dragon can camouflage in only fire the only specific fire it can camouflage in is a forest fire where nobody can see.

Would you be able to recognise a Fire Dragon if you saw one?

In fact they are very similar to normal dragons! Like most dragons they have a long tail, the body shaped as a horse and amazing eyesight and hearing. If any human sees it, it will get really mad easily because it thinks someone is trying to hurt its home. Its hair glows firey colours when it is in a bad mood. It has 13 sharp spikes on its back 4 of them only glow in the daylight from sunlight. Its eyes glow half red and half black at night to see properly. It only eats at night and hunts its prey at night. It’s asleep in the morning and wide awake at night.

Nobody really knows where the Fire Dragon lives during winter times. If you wish to see this dragon then you must follow these steps: go north and take 3 lefts 2 rights stay quiet as possible do not make one sound and wait til full moon arrives you can only go to this forest when it is full moon half moon you must go north 4 rights 2 lefts but if you ever go to these forests stay quiet as possible and wait til the moon rises. Do not scream if the spikes spread as it may frighten the dragon, stay calm and pet the dragon’s head as it will slowly calm down and be friendly.

Are Fire Dragons dangerous?

Most people believe that the Fire Dragon is dangerous and some people think they are safe animals. If you attack a Fire Dragon then it may become vicious and if you are friendly to a Fire Dragon then it would be friendly back. Children sometimes hurt dragons but if they hurt a Fire Dragon my accident then the Fire Dragon would politely stay calm. Unfortunately, if you bring any dangerous weapons  near the dragon or enter the dragon’s home with those weapons you would be burned to death as it is the dragon’s job to protect itself and its home.