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How To Train an Evil Dragonlet? By Saif

Have you ever wanted to own a unique pet? What you need is the Evil dragonlet? However, you will face tough challenges along the way like, give him the right food and make sure it’s shady and lots of black grass. So read these instructions to own a fabulous dragonlet.                                                     

What you need;

Shade, tent, blanket, modern comforts, brains, human flesh, black grass, wide space and companionship.

 

What to do;

 

  1. First, create a wide range of an enclosed space for your unicorn. Make sure, it has plenty of shade because Evil dragonlets prefer not to be in the sunlight. Begin to cover the tent with blankets and modern comforts. 

 

  1. Next, dispose of a nice heap of brains and human flesh as they are picky eaters. Consequently, If you provide anything else, this will result in your death. Then, scatter black grass because it makes the dragonlet feel back at home.

 

  1. Later on, prevent  an exercise routine for your Evil Unicorn. It only exercises on cold rainy days since it hates the sun. You will need a wide range of space. If the routine carries on on rainy days, this causes your unicorn to adapt to it every time. If this does not happen every rainy day then your unicorn will become weak and lose it’s power. In addition, it will become delusional.

 

  1. Finally, keep your unicorn very busy because It really loves companionship. If you do not talk to it very often then this will result in galloping away. They are nervous creatures so their bravery is really weak. So if you want to keep a pet unicorn, always talk to it.

 

Warning! Evil Unicorns despise light so if any speckle touches them they will evaporate. Furthermore, Evil Unicorns are remote creatures; anything you do has to be secretive. Lastly, Evil Unicorns will always come back to you as they are very loyal.

Big Ben’s Big Crash By Saif

John Teddy, magical creature correspondent

Hello, we are interrupting this programme because exquisite news of a Unicorn has been alerted. The reports have said that it happened at 2 o’clock near Big Ben. The beast destroyed roads, buildings and many more. Whilst police are sorting the problem we have headed to the school to look at the children’s opinions. One child reported that” This is wild. Nothing could ever beat this.” From Jimmy Colton age 9. Another child said that” A possibility could be free flying lessons.” From Mikayeel Ahmed.

In addition, some people ran away while others stood up to the unicorn because it looked like the evil beast was going to destroy our precious Big Ben Meanwhile, pedestrians have described that the magical creature is evil because they have said it has an ebony mane, a scarlet devil aura, emerald beady eyes and tough bold hooves. Authorities stated that everything in their power would be to stop this horrendous beast. However, they need us to listen to them by keeping us and our pets safe indoors. Luckily, we are in touch with Unicornologist John Hayes, and he can tell us what we need to do to defeat this animal.

A few hours later, we have a university student, Emily Pancras, 20 years old, who has probably witnessed the end of Big Ben. She has commented about what has happened” This could be the end of the beloved tower.“ She spoke.

If you want to know any further details Email us authorities at stoptheunicorns@ProtectBigBen.Co.Uk. Or call us for more information at 078935200197.

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Big Ben’s Big Crash By Saif

John Teddy, magical creature correspondent

Hello, we are interrupting this programme because exquisite news of a Unicorn has been alerted. The reports have said that it happened at 2 o’clock near Big Ben. The beast destroyed roads, buildings and many more. Whilst police are sorting the problem we have headed to the school to look at the children’s opinions. One child reported that” This is wild. Nothing could ever beat this.” From Jimmy Colton age 9. Another child said that” A possibility could be free flying lessons.” From Mikayeel Ahmed.

In addition, some people ran away while others stood up to the unicorn because it looked like the evil beast was going to destroy our precious Big Ben Meanwhile, pedestrians have described that the magical creature is evil because they have said it has an ebony mane, a scarlet devil aura, emerald beady eyes and tough bold hooves. Authorities stated that everything in their power would be to stop this horrendous beast. However, they need us to listen to them by keeping us and our pets safe indoors. Luckily, we are in touch with Unicornologist John Hayes, and he can tell us what we need to do to defeat this animal.

A few hours later, we have a university student, Emily Pancras, 20 years old, who has probably witnessed the end of Big Ben. She has commented about what has happened” This could be the end of the beloved tower.“ She spoke.

If you want to know any further details Email us authorities at stoptheunicorns@ProtectBigBen.Co.Uk. Or call us for more information at 078935200197.

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Monk Unicorn By Saif

Introduction!

Have you ever met a Monk Unicorn? This type of Unicorn is a special type  because it is the last one left and it is most intriguing and so rare.He is twenty hands tall and ten hands long. You will never ever see this kind of creature in your life because it’s habitat is way way hidden. Unlike other Unicorns because you only see them in white. However legend says there is an ebony and scarlet Unicorn. Monk Unicorns are calm creatures they will never attack you, but interestingly this one is only 12 years old. He only collects space dust, some weird feathers and animals.

My Appearance

Unicorns have very special appearances. In fact, it’s so special that they have their own shapes and sizes. But this Monk Unicron has a very different style. He has an orange and yellow gi with blue arrow tattoos from head to toe and that is the tattoo to know if it’s a Monk Unicorn. He has bright white teeth like the snow, prestigious wings and spiritual hooves. This Unicorn has diamond daggering jaws pacing like the flash. Did you know Monk Unicorns as they trod along they shoot out spiritual energy? Interestingly, Monk Unicorn is the only Unicorn to be descended from the gods of the air and is one a mission to protect Earth.

I Spy…

Unicorns normally live in forests because, did you know they are so intensely shy. That’s why they hide behind trees because they are really scared, unlike the Monk Unicorn he lives at the East Air Temple. This Temple is one of the remotest in the world. Luckily, the Monk Unicorn always leaves a trail so he will be visible. The Temple is so secret that a few can reach it. Surprisingly, it’s so secret that his horn grants him the power to teleport anywhere, even his Temple. In his Temple he creates a plan to destroy the inferior Evil Unicorn. In addition to  when we sleep, Unicorns come out at dawn and fly to their land. The Monk’s Temple is a spiritual place because of his meditation, and fortunately if you will ever see a Monk Unicorn it will probably be when he parkours from cloud to cloud.

What Do Unicorns

Eat For Dinner?

Interestingly, since Unicorns are similar to horses they have the same diet like, same portion of grass and water. Even roots and nuts. However the Monk Unicorn majority of the time munches on steak kebabs and fortune cookies, especially fortune cookies because he can tel the future and then he knows which fortune he gets. In addition, the Monk Unicorn also eats rice because when he eats rice the strength goes into the horn which grants him to teleport. Furthermore, they can also be tempted with apples and carrots.

My Personality!

The Monk Unicorn is very friendly. He is kind and passionate. He loves being patient and loves waiting for people to do their first move. In addition he loves being quiet, he’s also really shy. Furthermore, his behaviour is always tiring because he carries out a whole Temple himself.  The Monk Unicorn loves putting people in front of him, he always cares, helps and is an excellent friend if you ever met one. Currently if you befriend a Unicorn he will always become your assistant

Question Poem by Saif

What are hot?

 

The seeds in a red burning chilli, red, orange and yellow going up in ashes and anger and guiltiness eating you up in sweat.

 

A wonderful actress strolling up the street, near a volcano erupting a fire and a pro basketball player “ Lebron James” hitting all those dunks

 

The Ghost pepper spicing your life, the iron boiled into a fire clenched in your hands and the red fire burning a vast forest.

 

A homerun in baseball from a pro, a terrible fever and in space is a planet called “ Venus” hotter than a fire.

 

What are cold?

 

A far land filled with massive icebergs, icy lips with chattering teeth and a broken heart never to be restored.

 

What are fragile?

 

The lonely lost sound of a harp stroked by Ashley, the anger of the breeze drifting away the soul of a white feather and the babys’ skull delicate like a precious china vase.

What are strong?

 

A strong sacrifice for a father to support his son with courage standing up for racism, the taste of a sour  vodka rushed into my blood and a shiny rare diamond crested into the rock’s of an endless cave. 

 

 

Truths and Wishes

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

Truths and Wishes part 2

 

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

 

I have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.

 

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

Truths and Wishes part 2

 

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

 

I have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

Truths and Wishes part 2

 

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

 

I have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

Truths and Wishes part 2

 

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

 

I have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

Truths and Wishes part 2

 

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

 

I have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.

 

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

 

Truths and Wishes part 2

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

I

have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.

 

Truths and Wishes by Saif

I have never devoured a perfect porridge with Goldilocks,

But I have gobbled up tasty oatmeal with my mum.

 

I have never fought a suspending battle against the Big Bad wolf,

But I have won easily against my weak little brother.

 

I have never made a music parody with the legend Snoop Dogg,

But I did make a rap that was made for my irritating older sister.

 

I have never befriended a magical mysterious mermaid swimming graciously on azure ocean,

But I have seen their lost home, the city of Atlantis on tv.

 

I have never visited a pretty rainbow pegasus,

But I have spotted a clam soft pony who felt like a baby’s bum

 

I have never hiked upon the cold peak of Everest,

But I have climbed on the vast emerald heath.

 

I have never met a flying happy lion,

But I have met a drunk squirrel that was going super speed  like the flash.

 

I have never stolen the queens majestic expensive  tiara,

But I have stolen my sister’s iphone 8 and she had the face of a wild panther.

Truths and Wishes part 2

 

I have never noticed a heat blasting comet,

But I have seen popping bright light stars at Hemingway Close.

 

I have never felt a lions exquisite anger,

But I always feel a ruby red heart’s love coming warmly into my body.

 

I have never climbed on Jack’s leafy beanstalk,

But I have climbed the thick strong rockwall.

 

I have never touched stinky squid,

But I have dared someone to munch an oyster and it was crunchy.

 

I have never met a ferocious armored gorm,

But I have met a knight in shining silver chestplate.

 

I have never cooked a delicious steak appetizer with Gordon Ramsey,

 but a professional Indian chef cooked me a handmade burrito.

 

I have never met the queen of Sheeba,

But I have seen the queen herself with her royal crown.