If you think about having a pet elf make sure you think twice , I had one before and trust me they are a handling . So you will need and extra bedroom , a’lot and a’lot of sweets and chocolate. So you will need a cotton candy bed with marshmallows for pillows . It will need 3 cups of sugar an hour with a smarties side . It will need a bon bon bath with all bon bon flavours . That’s your guide for an elf , please be careful about what elf you are getting .
BREAKING NEWS I have just been informed there has been five baby reindeer spotted flying over the Guildhall Square over in Derry City on the very night of Christmas eve eve people have been wondering where the reindeer had come from or whether it landed here all news agency’s have been flooding with photos and videos of the raindeer flying over our small city Derry if you have spotted the reindeer landing or falling in our wee town please do tell us If you have any idea where the reindeers may have landed text the number 077403720 or call 0774738821.
A reindeer? Outside St Cecilia’s College, no way this has to be a mistake.It’s not even Christmas yet! The reindeer is being described as a light brown with white speckles on its back but the one that stood out the most was the description of a big bright red nose, you know what that means. Rudolph! Rudolph has made an appearance in Derry My very own city. There has been a report that he is injured very badly but nobody can help him because to help him you need to touch him. How can we help get him better again!
Ive alot of instructions to look after a elf, i’ve the most chaotic elf that you would never want to have, but i guess its my bad luck that i cant get rid of this ‘thing’. So to start of you got to have alot if sweets for the elf, it has to be soft sweets or chocolate but it can leave a really big mess, you have to have strawberry milk and when i say strawberry milk, i mean you got to pour milk and put strawberries into it.
I don’t know why people hate spiders so much, I actually think we should be jealous! Have you ever seen inside a spiders plug hole? Hm I thought so, you’re gonna wish you have!
They are so glamorous, with shiny chandeliers and massive spider sized TVs, wow they’re just fabulous! And if you look up close, you’ll see the tiny top hats and designer coats on the hooks with the lady’s fabulous designer handbags. I bet you wish you’ve seen one now!
When I got home from school I went to the kitchen to find a very mysterious box just sitting there on the kitchen table I walk over slowly to open the box but I then heard a shout it was mum she shouted don’t open that box ,I left the kitchen and waited until mum went to work , I ran in to the kitchen to open the box , I open the as slow as I could BANG I was covered in glitter mum came around the corner laughing saying I told you not to open that box .
Daniel woke up and decided that he is going to be Batman, Mother said ‘you aren’t being Batman today’, ‘but why not’ Said Daniel, ‘because your tights for the costume..well..shrunk’, ‘WHAT!’ Said Daniel. ‘Do we not have a spair pair of tights??’ ‘No Daniel , no Batman today’, ‘but whyyy!’ ‘Because i said so’ Said Mother. Daniel went upstairs, put on some normal, comfy clothes and went to lay on my bed and read a comic, waiting on my dinner to be ready. Mother said we’re having pizza and chips, which is quiet unhealthy but i like it. *shrug*
I think Jack should be in jail while we’re even speaking.
For God’s sakes he has stole so much in his life. He has stolen golden eggs and the goose who has lay them.Like how did he even get up there.Oh yeah he he used a beanstalk!He says an old man traded him some beans for his cow.
It’s obviously a lie or a cover up it is witchcraft!I think Jack should actually be executed at this point.
As you can see from all this information,Jack is clearly guilty and should be sentenced for lif in prison!
Dear Neighbour,
I’m not impressed! You haven’t been leaving out my favourite cheese! I bet you were doing this hoping I’d die off, well, guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m in here, starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me!
Please, please, leave out my cheddar cheese, you’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come in to the kitchen for dinner! Also I’ve noticed the hole in the skirting board getting smaller day by day, are you TRYING to trap me?
Oh and also, keep the noise down!
From Mouse.
Hey, You! This is Marty mouse, i have alot of complaining to do. The dirty orange cheese slices in your fridge taste weird and stick to my teeth, the crumbs you don’t clean after yourself is just complete burnt toast, the ‘fresh’ fruit you leave out has made me so terribly ill recently. I recommend getting better food that isnt out of date and taste bad. Get some tesco meal deals in for me. That’d be great! Just to let you know, i will be back if this does happen again. I’m warning you…
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