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The Complaining Mouse

Hey, You! This is Marty mouse, i have alot of complaining to do. The dirty orange cheese slices in your fridge taste weird and stick to my teeth, the crumbs you don’t clean after yourself is just complete burnt toast, the ‘fresh’ fruit you leave out has made me so terribly ill recently. I recommend getting better food that isnt out of date and taste bad. Get some tesco meal deals in for me. That’d be great! Just to let you know, i will be back if this does happen again. I’m warning you…

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