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We need you!

Can you  imagine what it would feel like being a hero? Can you be the savour of of humanity? Do you have the guts to apply for this amazing job?

If so this is the job for you we are seeking hunters from all over the world, somebody needs to stop these monsters from pushing us into extinction.

We want the best dragon hunter around to slay these beast and save the human race.We need to save our planet before it is consumed in darkness. Everyone is having to hide all day and night, only to continually let them burn our homes. We need you, a skilful dragon hunter, to slay them. If you think you are up to the challenge travel to our base camp located in west China, there you will train.

You will be provided with the best weapons and armour to defeat the dragons. Once and for all. Make us safe again , so we can return to normality.

We will reward you with a giant statue in the middle of London and you will be known a hero until the end of time.

The dragon slayer

Do you have the ability to tack down a dragon ? Can you calm even the most dangerous of marauding beasts? Does the prospect of whispering into a dragons rock like ears not scare you? If you feel that this is the job you will be expected to:

  • Travel to Eggs and bacon bay,  Tasmania;
  • Defeat a Nile crocodile or a blue ringed dragons;
  • Tame a dragon or scare it away.

In return, we will give you:

  • A poisonous ring from the blue ringed dragon;
  • A promise of a free trip to the well of eternity, where you may taste the cool water of life;
  • money beyond your imagination.

You are guaranteed to be protected for your life  time, by a trusted goblin.

If you are interested in this job then come and meet us at the bottom of dragon mountain and apply. If you want to be known all over the world as the most famous person to defeat a dragon. The come and we will help you every step of the way.

Dragon thief

Do you have enough power to be a dragon thief for a job?                                                                          Would you like to be the richest dragon thief off all the lands?

Do you have the ability to be the new dragon attendance thief club’s new employee? If you can prove to the boss you can pass a test , you may be able to get the employee badge and get the job ,But that’s that’s if you get the job.

If you become the new employee you may be able to get:

your own personalised office,phone,computer ; and your own money.

If you steal the dangerous , deadliest and viscous dragon you could all the wonderful stuff.

Don’t miss the most amazing opportunity off a life time! Grab this chance, apply now and live your best life.

 

Dragon hunter needed

We are seeking the finest dragon hunter in the universe. Are you sick and tired of dragons spewing fire at you when you a trying to walk down the street to work. Look no further, get to apply for this job as it won’t happen again.

What you will need:

. Bravery to defeat the dragons

. Strength of a giant

. Skill of a deadly assassin

. And a lot, a lot of patience

In return we will give you these things:

. A castle built in your honour,

. Breakfast for all of your days,

. And one billion pounds

If you are up for the job contact this number (0789 4581 432) and we will send you a chest full supplies which include:

. Fire proof armour

. Flamethrower

Wanted dragon whisperer!

Can you whisper to the most gigantic beast? Can you calm them down when they have gone ballistic? Do you want to be richer than the king? If so, read on.

If you want the job, you will be expected to:

  • travel to our valley;
  • train the baby dragons to become a hunter;
  • talk to the deadliest beast;
  • or slay the unwanted guessed.

In return, you will receive:

  • A poisonous ring from the nature dragon it’s self;
  • Your own castle that will protect you at wars;
  • A life time of breakfasts for FREE!
  • A trip to Hawaii, were you will be treated like a king.

You will be granted the finessed room, and clothes for the rest of your days.

If you are interested in helping our village, contact us at the dragons town of destruction, or sing at the top of your voice 01134, 4 times on your roof top. A goblin should Spawn and he will take your message back to me. Sign up now!

Wanted-Need urgently-Dragon tamer

Do you have the patience to wait? Can you calm down even the deadly beasts? Does your voice make dragons fall asleep? Well, if you can do all this, then we want you.

If you feel that this is the job for you, you will be expected to:

  • Travel to the Southern seas and then to the Northern territory’s;
  • Go on a quest for the most enchanting, most gorgeous spoiled duck egg;
  • Locate the dreadful, eye sore Queen Diplycataclaws;
  • Locate the horrendous Santanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko.

In return we will give you:

  • A crystal from Sapphire Forest;
  • A trip to Ha Long Bay-Vietnam;
  • A trip to the eternity fountain when ever needed;
  • Plus a full English breakfast, not including the black pudding, for the rest of your life.

Also, guaranteed, a knight for your long trips just in case a helping hand is needed.

If you are interested in doing this for the greater good, then go to the foot of the Mountain of Rotten Bananas and leave your full application under the stone of lollipops.

 

 

WANTED- Urgently- Dragon Hunters.

Wanted-Urgently-Dragon Hunter

Are you in need of a challenge? Do you have the expertise in the area of dragon hunting? Are you sick of only seeing dark clouds every time you look outside? Do you want to be as rich as the king?
Well look no further! We are seeking for the best hunters in town. As you very well know, there has been lots of thunder dragons spotted around town and we need your help to rid these vile beasts.
In return, we guarantee that you will become 3x richer than the king. You will receive: 60 pots of pure gold, Phoenix fire dust, your very own staff and a magic toolkit, which you can use to fix/make anything.
If you are interested, please contact us at DraGonHunter@joinus.com, call us at 43110 or go to our website http://www.becomeadragonhunter.net.

Brave knight

Are you the best dragon hunter in the world? Are you brave enough to slay a dragon? If so I need you to kill a dragon and risk your life to save everyone.

It will be a very hard Challenge, but I think if your up to the challenge then you can handle it. We will provide you with anything you need: like a dragon proof vest, fire blazing legs and arms, and most importantly, a fire resistant sword.

However, If you do this reckless task we will reward you with two years of food any choice  you want, one hundred pounds to spend on anything you want, a kayak that will hold up to four people at a time, and a trip to see a king of any choosing you want.

If you want to get this chance of a life time, go to Kingston  road next to the palace of losers and we will try and get you in. Just remember, if you are not ready you will not survive.

Wanted- urgently- ‘ A dragon tamer’.

Do you have the skills to calm the most deadliest dragon? Are you seeking a chance if a lifetime? Have you got what it takes to take on the dragons? If so, look no further.

We are seeking the finest dragon tamer in all the land to rid our local community from these cruel beasts. First, imagine having uncountable amounts of gold sat in your pockets. Additionally, we will provide you with your own dragon proof shoes to last you, your time on earth. Our unimaginable offer includes: a free stash of fruit shoots; your dragon ramming face on the bottom of every swimming pool around the world; and your own personalised horse to ride around town while you are being the best person to scare away these evil pests. Why not visualise books written about you for century’s to come. In return, for these incredible offers we need you now more than ever!

Don’t miss this amazing opportunity of a lifetime! Grab this chance, apply now and you won’t regret it.

Dragon hunter

Are you currently seeking an occupation? Do you have excellent skills in dragon poaching? Do you want to be richer than the queen? If so,  look no further.

We are looking for the most exquisite dragon hunter to take down these fire breathing pests. Do you want your family sleeping safe at night because there not afraid of dragon attacks. Do you want sea shanty’s sung about you for decades ahead. As well as this, we will provide you with a  years guarantee of dragon protection, and a mansion to protect you from future gremlin hoards at night. Just to add to our insane offer, you will be earning ten pounds an hour and after a hard days work, there will be a strawberry shandy waiting for you.
If successful, you will be named dragon hunter of the year. Don’t miss out on this life changing opportunity, register now at dragon poacher .com.