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We are seeking the finest dragon tamer in all the land to rid our local community from these cruel beasts. First, imagine having uncountable amounts of gold sat in your pockets. Additionally, we will provide you with your own dragon proof shoes to last you, your time on earth. Our unimaginable offer includes: a free stash of fruit shoots; your dragon ramming face on the bottom of every swimming pool around the world; and your own personalised horse to ride around town while you are being the best person to scare away these evil pests. Why not visualise books written about you for century’s to come. In return, for these incredible offers we need you now more than ever!

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