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Dragon hunter needed

We are seeking the finest dragon hunter in the universe. Are you sick and tired of dragons spewing fire at you when you a trying to walk down the street to work. Look no further, get to apply for this job as it won’t happen again.

What you will need:

. Bravery to defeat the dragons

. Strength of a giant

. Skill of a deadly assassin

. And a lot, a lot of patience

In return we will give you these things:

. A castle built in your honour,

. Breakfast for all of your days,

. And one billion pounds

If you are up for the job contact this number (0789 4581 432) and we will send you a chest full supplies which include:

. Fire proof armour

. Flamethrower

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