Dragon hunter needed
We are seeking the finest dragon hunter in the universe. Are you sick and tired of dragons spewing fire at you when you a trying to walk down the street to work. Look no further, get to apply for this job as it won’t happen again.
What you will need:
. Bravery to defeat the dragons
. Strength of a giant
. Skill of a deadly assassin
. And a lot, a lot of patience
In return we will give you these things:
. A castle built in your honour,
. Breakfast for all of your days,
. And one billion pounds
If you are up for the job contact this number (0789 4581 432) and we will send you a chest full supplies which include:
. Fire proof armour
. Flamethrower
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