You are as funny as a dog chasing his tail.

You are as funny as a dog chasing  a ball and sprinting through the colossal field going mad.

You are as soft as a puppy’s fur coat.

You are very jumpy and playful you like to run around and play tug of war.

You are always happy to see me when i come home and always wag your tail. 

You are  as strong as a dog pushing you over with joy.