Amazingly, there are many different breeds of dragon but the most disgusting is the Disgusting Dragon. They are very rarely seen.

How to know you’ve spotted one

If you would like to spot one, you will have to venture to the depths of the Amazon rainforest. It has snotty, liquid-like wings, a long tail made of **** and claws made of bogeys. However, they are rarely seen because they are almost always bathing in the river.