Are you tired of dragons destroying your home? Do you think you can kill one? If you can, we need you.  So if you want to help, look no further

If you join you will be richer than the queen, we are building a team to fight the dragons.  You can have the best breakfast and you will get a mansion. It’s not just that people will respect you. We need you to have fireproof armour, bows and arrows, a powerful gun and some bullets. You must lure them into a cave, trap them with unbreakable bars, fire the gun and we can have them for dinner.

If you want this job, call 9191 today.