Are you seeking employment? Are you careful? Do you like Christmas and elves? If you feel that this job is for you, then carry on reading this.

We expect you to:
* travel to our valley;
* find the elves;
* be kind to the elves;
* become friends;
* bring them home.

In return we will reward you with:
* two sacks of money (£2000 in each sack)
* a free trip to the elves new home.

If you want this job, and you want to apply ,just go to the bottom of Mount Christmas and leave a letter addressed to:
Christmas Tree town,
The South Pole,
AD2 2CB.