wanted! dragon slayer
WANTED DRAGON SLAYER!
Are you tired of the constant dragon attacks on our humble village? You are not alone! We, at resident services, are in great need of a hero. A dragon slaying hero!
Mr johnson (resident of Pearville) has recently complained of unnatural numbers of dragon infestations in his own home as well as in the streets.
Unfortunately, he is not the only one suffering at the claws of these vile beasts. We are all hoping that one chivalrous resident will step up to the task at hand.
Qualifications required:
- A top class degree in creature combat;
- You must be fluent in all forms of dragons languages;
- A sporting background or significant fitness talent;
- And a courageous personality.
We sincerely hope you will seize this opportunity to take part in this heroic role in our society especially considering the bonus of £1,000,000,000.
Please come down to the town hall to submit your entry, The winner will be announced via a letter to every resident of pearville. finally We wish you good luck.!
Kind regards,
Johan wholand,
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