I have never walked across the whole world,
But I have hiked 15 kilometres in a forest near Sutton.

I have never swum across the Pacific Ocean,
But I have paddled 10 metres across Wavelengths’ swimming pool.

I have never flown on a spaceship to Mars,
But I have read a lot about the planet.

I have never proved that aliens exist,
But I have always thought they do.

I have never seen the Northern Star in the night sky,
But I have gazed at a lot of stars that look alike to it.

I have never invented an engine that can go faster than the speed of light,
But I have assembled a solar powered robot.

I have never hunted a fire dragon,
But I have swatted at a fly in my kitchen.

I have never talked on a television show,
But I have always talked a lot.

I have never made a poem better than Pie Corbett’s,
But I have made pretty good ones!