I have never ridden on a sharks back,

but in pony rides I have no lack.

I have never written a very good book,

 but I like reading them in a cosy nook.

I have never leaped from star to star,

but I have jumped at the idea of a chocolate bar.

I have never jumped over Hadrian’s wall,

but I try to grow up to my friends who are tall.

I have never had a drink of poison,

 but I drink water for a reason.

 I have never seen a unicorn,

 but I watch them while eating popcorn.

 I have never been in a prison,

but I peer through bars to see if our cake is risen.

 I have never met an octopus,

but I myself have a very cute puss.